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No condoms? Just use the Doritos bag
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Can you hold on a second while I find my tweezers?
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Hi honey, this is Earl, Ray, Joe, Tim, Bruce, Roy and Jimbo.... They didn't believe I was gonna score with you tonight so they wanted to see it for themselves. So, are ya ready to slap some skin baby?
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OK... now show me what is still in that
      bra
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Do you mind if my dad tapes this?
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My mom really wanted to come with me tonight so she is just going to sit in the chair and watch.
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