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Another bad pickup line: I worship a pagan goddess of fertility. For the ritual I will need you, a bottle of tequila, a bag of M&Ms, 2 gallons of chocolate ice cream, and a pair of handcuffs. Again I would duck or wear a football helmet. 
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Another bad pickup line: I worship a pagan goddess of fertility. For the ritual I will need you, a bottle of tequila, a bag of M&Ms, 2 gallons of chocolate ice cream, and a pair of handcuffs. Again I would duck or wear a football helmet.
would probably explain a lot about me ... and why I should duck more ... |
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Another bad pickup line: I worship a pagan goddess of fertility. For the ritual I will need you, a bottle of tequila, a bag of M&Ms, 2 gallons of chocolate ice cream, and a pair of handcuffs. Again I would duck or wear a football helmet.
would probably explain a lot about me ... and why I should duck more ... Where women are concerned we all learn to duck at time or another after putting our foot in our mouths |
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I suffer from terminal FIM disease...
Open mouth, change feet... |
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I have 5000 of them like why dont you feed teddy bears because they are stuffed lol gees i crack meself up
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I have 5000 of them like why dont you feed teddy bears because they are stuffed lol gees i crack meself up [/q  |
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the only reason i talk to myself is that i am the only one whose answer i accept.
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the only reason i talk to myself is that i am the only one whose answer i accept. There is a lot of truth in that statement
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If you fart in a forest and no one is there to smell it, is it even a problem?
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If you fart in a forest and no one is there to smell it, is it even a problem? no problem except for you |
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Why do they still call it a hacksaw??
It couldn't pass the app test . |
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Why do they still call it a hacksaw?? It couldn't pass the app test . 
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How do you see this Hahahahaha 
Natrelly, its an air bag in case of accidents, like in a car.... Its going to errrrrrr Protect them?
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How do you see this Hahahahaha
Natrelly, its an air bag in case of accidents, like in a car.... Its going to errrrrrr Protect them?
It does give them a bit of privacy if their hands wander. 
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What do spiders and real estate agents have in common?
Location, location, location |
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What do spiders and real estate agents have in common? Location, location, location 
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2 drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff... Ba-doom-tshhh
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