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Do infants enjoy infancy, as much as adults enjoy adultery? Very good 
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What do you get when you cross a Penis and a Potato?
A Dictator |
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What is a Ratchet?
It's a little bigger than a Mousechit |
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What is a Ratchet? It's a little bigger than a Mousechit You are a poet
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread? The knife to slice it.... |
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What's the first thing Adam said to Eve? "Stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets." "My God..,,! I am now in trouble". |
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Girl: Babe I need a job
Friend: What can u do Girl: I can eat Friend: 
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What's the first thing Adam said to Eve? "Stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets." "My God..,,! I am now in trouble". Trouble....good or bad? |
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Girl: Babe I need a job Friend: What can u do Girl: I can eat Friend:
 
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I broke my finger last week, on the other hand I'm ok.
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I broke my finger last week, on the other hand I'm ok.
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What is the difference between "snowmen" and "snowladies"? SNOWB...S |
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Insomnia: Nothing to lose sleep over.
How do you cure Insomnia. Just sleep on it. |
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Insomnia: Nothing to lose sleep over. How do you cure Insomnia. Just sleep on it.
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Edited by
Manturkey1
on
Sat 04/16/16 07:20 AM
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When magnesium and oxygen starting dateing .
O MG. 
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very good 
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Why do shops have signs "Guide Dogs only"...Dogs can't read and their owners are blind??
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Avoid a hangover. Stay drunk...
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