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Harvey is great |
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. sounds good if anyone believes it |
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One line jokes...yea
Look in the mirror....... Well....that was terrible. but it was one line
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One line jokes...yea Look in the mirror....... Well....that was terrible. but it was one line
mirror works But only for some.
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I buy croutons in a stay fresh pouch .
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I buy croutons in a stay fresh pouch .
I would like some of those
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Sure I'll share !
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Sure I'll share ! On second thought....I think I will pass, thanks for the offer
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WONDERFUL
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"Goesintight!" What one sez to a virgin who has just sneezed...
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The inventor of the Throat Lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral. |
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The inventor of the Throat Lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral.
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Edited by
eldarbeast
on
Sun 07/03/16 04:51 AM
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I told my new gal pal that I had the body of a Greek god,
She told me that Budda was not Greek... :( |
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I told my new gal pal that I had the body of a Greek god, She told me that Budda was not Greek... :( I like it
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"Goesintight!" What one sez to a virgin who has just sneezed... What happens if you are the one that sneezed??????? |
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"Goesintight!" What one sez to a virgin who has just sneezed... What happens if you are the one that sneezed??????? The ironic thing is that this 'blessing' works for either gender... |
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That is one we all know. |
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Well....that was terrible.
but it was one line
But only for some.