Your the first person to be put on the FBI's most wanted list just for
speeding.

Your friends car pool with you not to save gas but to save time.

You need three states just to go on a joy ride.

You have a suspended drivers license in all 50 states.

When you stop you leave a mile long skid mark.

You married your wife because she had a corvette.

Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is even faster."

You get blisters from your gas pedal.

Your car won't start unless it has 110 octane gas in it.

You get pulled over even when your not speeding just to get a warning
not to speed.

You always leave at the last minute but you're never late.

Your friends leave a hour before you do just so you can meet them at the
same time.

You don't wear a seatbelt, you wear a crash helmet.

Your speed gauge is stuck in the max speed position.

You can go through three drive thrus at the same time.

There's a radar detector named after you.

lmao thats good very funny lol

how bout if you have to refeul in between your house and the grocery
store

Good stuff heh heh..thanks for posting that!!