Duncan wrote:
"What do I have to do to become un-lapsed?"

You have to run around the track backwards for a while.

run?

Run?

RUN???

OMFG!!!

Pass me that bottle of wine and bring that lil' cutie to my table ... Im in need of restraint!!!

Would that be a relapsed hedonist, or a prolapsed hedonist?

My mind is boggling...

relapsed is to fall back into a former state

prolapsed is to fall out of place ...

So I guess I have relapsed into a prolapsed hedonistc state!!

I need to stop falling all over the place.

So, maybe I should drink more, chase more women, eat more fatty food, and do less exercise?

CHRIST!! Where the hell am I going to find another 20 minutes to do all that?

I have no idea....perhaps commence daylight savings to suit yourself and gain another hour?

Selfishly so.

Is that falling or collapsing?

AHA! We put the clocks back one hour tonight!!

I could return to my B-A ways all for an hour!

Knowing my luck, at 2am I would turn back into a pumpkin, all the little hotties would turn back into mice and the wine would become water ...

Oh well, there must be a ball I can go to somewhere ...

Redy, my sins are under the Blood. A term that I doubt you fully understand. If I now show you my sins, even just to amuse and tittilate, I offend the One who determines to forget the judgement against them and has purposed Himself to further guide my path in a correct direction for my good and the perfecting of my friendly relationship with Him, seeing as that is His desire for me. If I dip in and shake off the blood and show their manifold deeds to you, I have effectively dishonored and offended my Friend in a most abhorrent manner. I will choose not to do so and think that you may find my reply far more interesting. Good day to you, dear lady.

I like LAMOM have done many things I'm not proud of,have questioned why,have shown hate and inflicted pain.
I hope when I die I find the peace of mind I have been searching for all my life ad the storm clouds in my heart clear.

My nic and sinful thoughts is probably evil to christians. I don't care, I probably done more good in my life than the so called christians hiding behind their beliefs.

Here's an evil act, the growing "child abuse" globally...spend more time, educating society than wasting ya time on petty thoughts. Pitiful!

I will always be sinful...not evil more a happy person with good intentions and I don't hide behind an instituition to be like everyone else. So, if I get run over tomorrow, so be it.

Well Jax,

All I can say is that you’re really good at hiding your bad side because all I’ve ever seen from you over the past decade has been love, understanding, and sincere empathy for others.



























OMG!

Have we really been on here for a DECADE?

all men sin....and those that say they don't are liers. I sin and have even seen my sinful side in the forums. The difference is recognizing the sin and asking the Heavely Father for forgiveness. This is not to say that people who sin time after time can't just say forgive me...it doesn't work like that. The last time I sinned was a week ago and it was through temptation....the signs from my Lord regarding this temtation were very subtle at first....then a huge konk on my head....I listened.....and that was that.

As pointed out earlier, the definitions of words are more often than not extensively vast. I respectfully point out calling those that say they don't sin liers is merely a very biased opinion based on your individual belief and definition of the word.

Wench wrote:
“I respectfully point out calling those that say they don't sin liers is merely a very biased opinion based on your individual belief and definition of the word.”

Exactly.

well again I respect both of your answers.....but lets call an ace an ace here.....If someone says they do no wrong in every day life....that they live each day and are perfect.....never lie, never steal, never cuss, never say the Lord's name in vain......Always treat people with the utmost respect, never complain, never do anything wrong.....Well sorry boys but that is only Jesus and God in my opinion. And if anyone on this planet thinks they are perfect....well they are lying and hence they are liars....because no one is perfect.

I was evil towards myself, today. It didn't start out that way. I was snuggled up on the couch after watching a movie. Everything was peaceful then this knock came on the door. Sure enough a friend from work with her son and daughter in the car came to my house. She had to borrow her brother's car because her husband had taken her car to go to California and Harp's wouldn't let him wired the big check he made because it was too big. So I gave her a drink of water and told not to notice the big load of dishes in the sink because it was the maid's day off. She told me she had the same problem since her husband had left to California. So I follow her to Harp's and get some cookies and a diet coke. Then I followed her to her trailer and got to listen to her kids fuss about who was going to get to sit in the front seat. Then I followed her to Allen's grocery and I remembered to get some flints that time. Then I followed her to her brother's house with the kids clothes because they had turned off the electric in her trailer. Then she told me to meet her at ten there to pick her up to take her to work. In all the excitement I forgot about the free spaghetti dinner I was invited, too. I really hope I can forgive myself. I was really looking forward to the homemade spaghetti I missed out on.

I am not a christian.

But I will answer anyway.... not with *everything* i have ever done wrong but just a few recent examples.

I do things wrong all the time. Wrong to me is harm.

Most of the harm I do (and that I seemingly cannot stop doing no matter how hard I try) is hurting other peoples feelings through being incautious with my words or actions. Being thoughtless or selfish.

I used to have a lot of trouble controlling my anger but it has been under control for many years now. So most of the harm I do now is accidental.

Hmmm.... sometimes I harm myself by being too hard on myself... or by eating too much chocolate or other sugars...

And I speed. I really like to drive fast.

But mostly my biggest fault is saying stupid things because my mouth outruns my brain.

Roy wrote:
"In all the excitement I forgot about the free spaghetti dinner I was invited, too. I really hope I can forgive myself. I was really looking forward to the homemade spaghetti I missed out on."

You're going to hell now for sure Roy!

That's a sin that is simply unforgivable!

No one rejects homemade spaghetti and makes it into heaven. And running around with some guys wife is NOT a justifiable EXCUSE for betraying the homemade spaghetti!

Feral wrote:
“And if anyone on this planet thinks they are perfect....well they are lying and hence they are liars....because no one is perfect.”

I don’t recall ever reading anywhere in the Bible where it says that it’s a sin to not be perfect.

To me that’s just religious fanaticism taken to the extreme.

I don’t believe that God is so obsessed with having people grovel for forgiveness that he wants us to scrape the bottom of the barrel seeking something to ask forgiveness for just so we can grovel.

I just don’t see the point to it.

Why would god be like that?

As you know, I view the Bible (the basis of Christianity) as having been written by men for the purpose of putting the ‘fear of god’ into their subjects. As far as I can see, this is the source of all this groveling.

I don’t believe that our creator is obsessed with sin and salvation and having people grovel.

I just don’t see god as being like this at all.

For me, god is much more positive.

well james i didnt say i did evil things just not so nice things.i am a good person and i thank you for noticing cause i find you to be a good soul also..

You're right, James. So to make up for my transgressions I went to Harp's and bought some Always Save mushroom spaghetti sauce; two small cans of mushrooms; two large slices of garlic bread; a pound of hamburger meat and with the spaghetti noodles it came out pretty good. I know it probably as good as homemade but it sufficed. Since I had to take the two dogs out so they would stop jumping for the big plate I was able to answer one of the great philosophical questions that has been plaguing mankind for a few years and that is, "Who let the dogs out?"