Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him
what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day.

It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the
ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he
was looking around,

the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any
rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th
loaf, it'll be hard!"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows
about this **** but me."

Time to buy more bread

I love it ... great laugh. Thanks for sharing.

I'm going right to the bakery

that was cute ,i needed a good laugh this morning. ty

Tom....

Very good....thanks

Very cute tom

Awsome... I love these jokes dude...