What the heck is this all about???

Hahaha...I wasn't born yesterday...duhhh...I know what it means....

But really guys, if this is what you seek you gotta get smarter....

For instance....

Profiles that say they are looking for their Queen....
I don't think Queen material is gonna put out....

Profiles that boast of over the top virility....
Yeah right dude....

Profiles that expect it to happen NOW....
Even a one night stand takes some work....

Profiles that have a disgusting pic....
Really guys, if you know anything about women.....
Most will be turned off by this.....

Profiles that have no pic or details....
Do they really expect a hit when they are offering zilch....

And posting....
Putting it out there that, that is what they want....
Hope they don't hold their breath while they patiently wait for all the replies....

Damn....my head hurts from all this head slapping....
Wait a minute....maybe their head slapping is the underlying issue...

Mikey, instead of expecting village idiots to get smarter, draw them a map to the red-light district.

Slinks away to quickly change his profile

dum de dum de dum de dum

I'm with you.

None of us are perfect but holly mackerel batman, some need to get a proper grip.

Show me the map gong to red light district..hahahah

Pick one any one...hahaha,,

Yikes, is southern South America, unwired???

^^^ The map maker lost his way...

Nope, I do believe that map is about right.....and I only say that, looking and seeing where idiot posts seem to come from....

Regular posters here will be familiar with what I'm going to repeat....

A well written, humourous profile that contains a hook....
Something that entices the reader to want to write to you...
Will work wonders for you....
And maybe get you a real date....something meaningful....

Even if you are searching for a intimate encounter if you have a bad profile and have no idea how to talk to women online in a manner which leads to meeting in real life, you are wasting your time!....

Can I get an "Amen"...lol....

Okay thanks .. I Found one..hahaha who's gonna come with me?

thanks Mikey...

Now.....what about the "ladies"...as these guys call them....

Anyone feel qualified to have a say on that...

Obviously most of them are going to be working girls...right?
But not all surely....
And I don't think they will have the same mindset as the guys....
....?

I doubt any "ladies" opinions will be forthcoming....the decent ones will have no say...because, and the indecent ones will...well, let the cat out the bag...lol...

I couldn't resist picking your quote apart...
Sorry...

Did someone say "cat"?

hey dont be sorry...I am just glad somebody "got" it...lol...

OK, so I'm going to be the first 'lady' to step up to the mark it seems.

Once upon a time...not so many years ago... I sought 'intimate encounters'online. The site I used was specifically for such hook-ups.
I would browse the pics, choose my victim and we would meet up.
It became quite tricky when I had to start writing down the meeting times and get from one end of the city to the other in a short space of time

So yeah, it can work, if that is all you are looking for.
For me, it was what I wanted (and thought I needed) at the time. A couple of the guys even became regulars, and no, there was no payment involved.

What did I get out of it?
- Time out of the house
- Got to meet some great people (a few of whom I am still in touch with)
- Confidence boost
- No judgement from parties involved (I know there will be plenty here though)
- And the bonus was I lost a load of weight from all of the exercise

I met my long term FB through that site and I have no regrets there.
So if that is what you are looking for, I would rather people were honest on their profile. It's not what I'm looking for now and I am always disappointed when I get in touch with a guy, swap a couple of emails and then find out that's all they're after. Of course there may be the occasion where people don't realise that's all they are looking for, or they know things aren't going anywhere long term but are attracted to the person so decide to hook-up anyway. But that is down to choice on both parties.

So yeah, judge away. I'm not proud of my past, it suited me at the time, it's not something I care to repeat, but I won't judge those who seek a bit of company from random strangers. In time they will learn that's not what they really need, it's a short term fix for deeper problems, but it can get you on the road to learning more about yourself and starting on the right path (and it's cheaper than therapy!)

The End.

Thats a very good explaination...I am buying it. How is this different from NSA/FWB though?