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Topic: PICK UP LINES
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Fri 09/25/15 09:12 PM

i dony like that i like you i won you and is just in chat not in really . i live in italy so we are so far

Trying to get me to Skype... I need a translator frustrated


rofl rofl rofl

Italian men

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Fri 09/25/15 09:13 PM


"Do ya mind if I have a w*** over you?"



Have a what???

laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 09/25/15 09:15 PM
Do see that guy over there? He is to shy to ask for your phone number.

He will need to call you for directions to your house, so he can pick me up in the morning.

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Fri 09/25/15 09:18 PM



"Do ya mind if I have a w*** over you?"



Have a what???

laugh laugh laugh



rofl rofl rofl

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Fri 09/25/15 09:19 PM

Do see that guy over there? He is to shy to ask for your phone number.

He will need to call you for directions to your house, so he can pick me up in the morning.


That one would have actually made me laugh. Wouldn't have worked but I would have been amused

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Fri 09/25/15 09:24 PM

Do see that guy over there? He is to shy to ask for your phone number.

He will need to call you for directions to your house, so he can pick me up in the morning.


i think i liked it too, sure would've given me a smile

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Fri 09/25/15 11:44 PM
it really depends in the woman, I remember being at a sports bar(really not my crowd) but my buddy needed a wingman,

I had a gf at the time, so I wasn't really paying much attention, I was watching the tv and this REALLY (yes I wasn't looking, but at the same time I'm not blind lol) good looking girl was talking to a few different guys, she ended up moving in front of me blocking my view to the television.
I stayed seated and asked her to please move as she was in my way.

that was all I said to her, later as we were leaving she slipped me her number.

apparently there are some circumstances when no attempt is construed as an attempt

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Sat 09/26/15 02:25 AM

it really depends in the woman, I remember being at a sports bar(really not my crowd) but my buddy needed a wingman,

I had a gf at the time, so I wasn't really paying much attention, I was watching the tv and this REALLY (yes I wasn't looking, but at the same time I'm not blind lol) good looking girl was talking to a few different guys, she ended up moving in front of me blocking my view to the television.
I stayed seated and asked her to please move as she was in my way.

that was all I said to her, later as we were leaving she slipped me her number.

apparently there are some circumstances when no attempt is construed as an attempt


Please move isn't a pick up line Isaac

bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Sat 09/26/15 02:26 AM


apparently there are some circumstances when no attempt is construed as an attempt



not some actually, but many circumstances

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Sat 09/26/15 06:46 AM
so many lines - it all goes out the window when you actually meet someone that you want and not desire

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Sat 09/26/15 09:33 AM
Hello, I have seen a thousands smile but when i came across your smile i felt a skin deep down my heart. i would love to know you better without rush if you don't mind. I wont open or blink my eyes if i don't get a respond from you soon. Thanks

Skin? what

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Sat 09/26/15 11:00 AM

ANGLE
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I get that typo often


But I love your angle! It's such acute one!

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