Topic: Riddles: Guess what?
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Sun 08/23/15 02:03 PM



QUESTION:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

What is it?


The grim reaper



Ooohoho you're somewhat close actually, but no cigar! xD


I beg your pardon.



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Sun 08/23/15 02:04 PM




QUESTION:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

What is it?


The grim reaper



Ooohoho you're somewhat close actually, but no cigar! xD


I beg your pardon.



biggrin


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Rizun's photo
Sun 08/23/15 02:04 PM




QUESTION:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

What is it?


The grim reaper



Ooohoho you're somewhat close actually, but no cigar! xD


I beg your pardon.



biggrin


haha well the grim reaper is black so well somewhat... hahaha I'm not trying to confuse you!

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Sun 08/23/15 02:05 PM




QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


A handkerchief.


it was money pink.


Hey think about it a handkerchief works too


it does, but that would be to snotty laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 08/23/15 02:06 PM


QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


drool drool drool drool drool


Ooooh looks like a dog hanging out his tongue:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: tongue2 tongue2 tongue2
Must be really a come on :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: poor dog looks hungry.......must feed him Deb:tongue: laugh

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Sun 08/23/15 02:09 PM


Before I'll have dinner, I will leave u some things to think about.....hope you all get to check here:smile:

QUESTION: When I go in, I can cause some pain. I'll fill your holes, when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I?


A dentist


You hit it Bunny! :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sun 08/23/15 02:09 PM



QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


drool drool drool drool drool


Ooooh looks like a dog hanging out his tongue:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: tongue2 tongue2 tongue2
Must be really a come on :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: poor dog looks hungry.......must feed him Deb:tongue: laugh


I will laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue: bigsmile

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Sun 08/23/15 02:10 PM


QUESTION: I have a face, two arms, and two hands, yet I can not move. I count to twelve, yet I can not speak. I can still tell you something everyday.


A clock


Yes u did it again!!! :banana: drinks drinks :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sun 08/23/15 02:13 PM


QUESTION: Fill me up with water
And I'll really heat things up
I'm no beauty cream
But I'm great at removing wrinkles
What am I?


An iron


You really are heating up Bunny!!! Keep going !!! Ur doing a great job! :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Rizun's photo
Sun 08/23/15 02:14 PM




QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


drool drool drool drool drool


Ooooh looks like a dog hanging out his tongue:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: tongue2 tongue2 tongue2
Must be really a come on :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: poor dog looks hungry.......must feed him Deb:tongue: laugh


I will laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue: bigsmile


Uh... Ahem, Bark bark bark bark

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Sun 08/23/15 02:16 PM





QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


drool drool drool drool drool


Ooooh looks like a dog hanging out his tongue:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: tongue2 tongue2 tongue2
Must be really a come on :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: poor dog looks hungry.......must feed him Deb:tongue: laugh


I will laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue: bigsmile


Uh... Ahem, Bark bark bark bark


laugh laugh :banana: bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Sun 08/23/15 02:32 PM






QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


Come ooooon!


Ooh, what's in there is a come on u mean, really?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: joke:tongue:


hurrhurr good one xD


Hurrhurr? noway that sounds like a dog barking with colds?:tongue: :laughing:


Hey... I'll have you know that my barking is majestic.
Majestic, dolphin. Majestic.


Wow, ur majesty im impressed, you make me drool drool drool
:wink: :wink: :tongue: :tongue: drool drool

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Sun 08/23/15 02:32 PM






QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


Come ooooon!


Ooh, what's in there is a come on u mean, really?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: joke:tongue:


hurrhurr good one xD


Hurrhurr? noway that sounds like a dog barking with colds?:tongue: :laughing:


Hey... I'll have you know that my barking is majestic.
Majestic, dolphin. Majestic.


Wow, ur majesty im impressed, you make me drool drool drool
:wink: :wink: :tongue: :tongue: drool drool

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Sun 08/23/15 02:35 PM


QUESTION: People think these are better when they are longer, but short ones can be really powerful, too, and there is totally such a thing as TOO long. What are they?


Tweets


Oooh yes, tweet, tweet! Tweets! U got it right Bunny! :banana: drinks :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sun 08/23/15 02:36 PM







QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


Come ooooon!


Ooh, what's in there is a come on u mean, really?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: joke:tongue:


hurrhurr good one xD


Hurrhurr? noway that sounds like a dog barking with colds?:tongue: :laughing:


Hey... I'll have you know that my barking is majestic.
Majestic, dolphin. Majestic.


Wow, ur majesty im impressed, you make me drool drool drool
:wink: :wink: :tongue: :tongue: drool drool


Nngghhh youuuu and Debbie..!
Sigh I think it might be time for that cold shower tears

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Sun 08/23/15 02:39 PM
QUESTION: If you put three fingers into these holes, it's gonna be a shocker. What is it?

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Sun 08/23/15 02:40 PM

QUESTION: If you put three fingers into these holes, it's gonna be a shocker. What is it?


plug socket??

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Sun 08/23/15 02:42 PM
QUESTION: What's white, gooey , sticky and better to spit than to swallow?

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Sun 08/23/15 02:46 PM



QUESTION:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

What is it?


Darkness.


Correct!


Oooh, u did it Bunny!!!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sun 08/23/15 02:46 PM

QUESTION: What's white, gooey , sticky and better to spit than to swallow?


chewing gum??

I did think otherwise :banana: laugh