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Topic: Riddles: Guess what?
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Sun 08/23/15 07:02 AM


QUESTION: You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?



....Phone?


PHONE is right , you and Debbie got it both correct:banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sun 08/23/15 07:07 AM


QUESTION: I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?


Peni.... Nose?



YES! You got it right Rizun! Feels really good when u blow it right, especially when u have a running nose or clogged noselaugh :wink: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sun 08/23/15 07:22 AM



QUESTION: All men have one, but it’s longer on some than others. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife once they’re married.


Is the answer a last name?


Oooh, now ur not thinking dirty:smile: :laughing: you hit it big time Rizun!!! Welcome to the room of riddlesdrinks nice to have you heredrinker :banana: :banana: :banana:


Thank you for having me haha

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Sun 08/23/15 07:23 AM



QUESTION: I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?


Peni.... Nose?



YES! You got it right Rizun! Feels really good when u blow it right, especially when u have a running nose or clogged noselaugh :wink: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


Y... YES!
Yeah it does feel good when you get a good release..
from the clogged nose.

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Sun 08/23/15 07:26 AM
QUESTION: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

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Sun 08/23/15 07:29 AM




QUESTION: I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?


Peni.... Nose?



YES! You got it right Rizun! Feels really good when u blow it right, especially when u have a running nose or clogged noselaugh :wink: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


Y... YES!
Yeah it does feel good when you get a good release..
from the clogged nose.


Yeah good release indeed!:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Rizun's photo
Sun 08/23/15 07:31 AM
Edited by Rizun on Sun 08/23/15 07:35 AM

QUESTION: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?


haha kind of reminds me of something I read once "Y..y. stick your p...p..PONOS into m..my v...v..VAGOO and j..jjj..JAM IT IN!"

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/086/528/in-her-where.jpg

I find it funny as hell (you read it from right to left) xD

Ah what have you done to my mind..

Anyways is the answer a tent?

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Sun 08/23/15 07:36 AM
QUESTION: I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?

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Sun 08/23/15 07:44 AM

QUESTION: I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?


Come ooooon dolphin0925, jeeeeez.

arhh.... is it my wallet? hahah

Or how about.. bowling ball?

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Sun 08/23/15 07:50 AM
Edited by dolphin0925 on Sun 08/23/15 07:51 AM


QUESTION: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?


haha kind of reminds me of something I read once "Y..y. stick your p...p..PONOS into m..my v...v..VAGOO and j..jjj..JAM IT IN!"

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/086/528/in-her-where.jpg

I find it funny as hell (you read it from right to left) xD

Ah what have you done to my mind..

Anyways is the answer a tent?


:laughing: rofl nice dialogues:laughing: :laughing: rofl
I did nothing to ur mind at all, it's ur own doing:tongue: you have a dirty mind hahaha....

TENT is right :banana: :banana: :banana:

Rizun's photo
Sun 08/23/15 07:52 AM



QUESTION: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?


haha kind of reminds me of something I read once "Y..y. stick your p...p..PONOS into m..my v...v..VAGOO and j..jjj..JAM IT IN!"

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/086/528/in-her-where.jpg

I find it funny as hell (you read it from right to left) xD

Ah what have you done to my mind..

Anyways is the answer a tent?


:laughing: rofl nice dialogues:laughing: :laughing: rofl
I did nothing to ur mind at all, it's ur own doing:tongue: you have a dirty mind hahaha....

TENT is right :banana: :banana: :banana:



Hahaha
You're sooo innocent, aren't you

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Sun 08/23/15 08:02 AM

Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:

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Sun 08/23/15 08:07 AM


QUESTION: I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?


Come ooooon dolphin0925, jeeeeez.

arhh.... is it my wallet? hahah

Or how about.. bowling ball?



Hahaha:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: how did u guess that? BOWLING BALL is right:banana: :banana: :banana:

Rizun's photo
Sun 08/23/15 08:10 AM



QUESTION: I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?


Come ooooon dolphin0925, jeeeeez.

arhh.... is it my wallet? hahah

Or how about.. bowling ball?



Hahaha:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: how did u guess that? BOWLING BALL is right:banana: :banana: :banana:


Every time I've been bowling there's always some couples there. So I guess it's a very common place to go when dating :)

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Sun 08/23/15 08:14 AM




QUESTION: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?


haha kind of reminds me of something I read once "Y..y. stick your p...p..PONOS into m..my v...v..VAGOO and j..jjj..JAM IT IN!"

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/086/528/in-her-where.jpg

I find it funny as hell (you read it from right to left) xD

Ah what have you done to my mind..

Anyways is the answer a tent?


:laughing: rofl nice dialogues:laughing: :laughing: rofl
I did nothing to ur mind at all, it's ur own doing:tongue: you have a dirty mind hahaha....

TENT is right :banana: :banana: :banana:



Hahaha
You're sooo innocent, aren't you


Whaaaaat???!!!! Who , meeeh?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Sun 08/23/15 08:19 AM


Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think

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Sun 08/23/15 08:24 AM




QUESTION: I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?


Come ooooon dolphin0925, jeeeeez.

arhh.... is it my wallet? hahah

Or how about.. bowling ball?



Hahaha:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: how did u guess that? BOWLING BALL is right:banana: :banana: :banana:


Every time I've been bowling there's always some couples there. So I guess it's a very common place to go when dating :)


Uhummnnn...yah right it's a common place:wink: :smile:

Rizun's photo
Sun 08/23/15 08:29 AM



Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD

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Sun 08/23/15 08:32 AM
QUESTION: I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?

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Sun 08/23/15 08:39 AM

QUESTION: I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?


Damn youuuuu
Is it a small toothbrush? xD

Question: What's long and hard and has *** in it?

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