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Topic: Riddles: Guess what?
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Sun 08/23/15 08:39 AM
Edited by Rizun on Sun 08/23/15 08:40 AM

QUESTION: I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?


Damn youuuuu
Is it a small toothbrush? xD

Question: What's long and hard and has c um in it?

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Sun 08/23/15 08:54 AM




Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?

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Sun 08/23/15 08:59 AM
Edited by dolphin0925 on Sun 08/23/15 09:02 AM


QUESTION: I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?


Damn youuuuu
Is it a small toothbrush? xD

Question: What's long and hard and has *** in it?


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: rofl
Good u brush ur teeth and u know ur toothbrush well:laughing: is it 6 inches long too? Oooh u just said small toothbrush so yours must be a bigger toothbrush:smile: rofl :banana:

U did great, it's TOOTHBRUSH:banana: :banana: :banana:

Rizun's photo
Sun 08/23/15 08:59 AM
Edited by Rizun on Sun 08/23/15 09:01 AM





Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?


Haha oh no you're way off.
I'll give you a hint. What he's doing is not the most innocent thing :p, but what it is is something quite different.
After all, men like analogies ;) ;)

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Sun 08/23/15 09:16 AM






Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?


Haha oh no you're way off.
I'll give you a hint. What he's doing is not the most innocent thing :p, but what it is is something quite different.
After all, men like analogies ;) ;)


Your hint doesn't give that much at all. I'd been having dirty thoughts the moment I read that....:laughing: :laughing:

But anyway, I'll try to guess:smile: Riding a gondola in a long canal and enjoying the view under the heat of the sun ?:tongue: think frustrated

Rizun's photo
Sun 08/23/15 09:30 AM
Edited by Rizun on Sun 08/23/15 09:31 AM







Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?


Haha oh no you're way off.
I'll give you a hint. What he's doing is not the most innocent thing :p, but what it is is something quite different.
After all, men like analogies ;) ;)


Your hint doesn't give that much at all. I'd been having dirty thoughts the moment I read that....:laughing: :laughing:

But anyway, I'll try to guess:smile: Riding a gondola in a long canal and enjoying the view under the heat of the sun ?:tongue: think frustrated


Hahaha yeah I could tell :D

Okay so I'm probably not explaining this correctly xD
I did warn you, not that good with making riddles.
It's not a living thing, it's not doing something and it's not a scenario.
It's literary or a rhetorical device.

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Sun 08/23/15 09:31 AM


QUESTION: I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?


Damn youuuuu
Is it a small toothbrush? xD

Question: What's long and hard and has c um in it?


CUCUMBER:tongue: :wink:

Rizun's photo
Sun 08/23/15 09:33 AM



QUESTION: I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?


Damn youuuuu
Is it a small toothbrush? xD

Question: What's long and hard and has c um in it?


CUCUMBER:tongue: :wink:


Yay! good job!
Have a Cucumber :angel:

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Sun 08/23/15 09:53 AM








Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?


Haha oh no you're way off.
I'll give you a hint. What he's doing is not the most innocent thing :p, but what it is is something quite different.
After all, men like analogies ;) ;)


Your hint doesn't give that much at all. I'd been having dirty thoughts the moment I read that....:laughing: :laughing:

But anyway, I'll try to guess:smile: Riding a gondola in a long canal and enjoying the view under the heat of the sun ?:tongue: think frustrated


Hahaha yeah I could tell :D

Okay so I'm probably not explaining this correctly xD
I did warn you, not that good with making riddles.
It's not a living thing, it's not doing something and it's not a scenario.
It's literary or a rhetorical device.


I know you are using a rhetorical device in this riddle but I just can't get the right association with that thing u r referring tofrustrated think tears

Rizun's photo
Sun 08/23/15 09:59 AM









Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?


Haha oh no you're way off.
I'll give you a hint. What he's doing is not the most innocent thing :p, but what it is is something quite different.
After all, men like analogies ;) ;)


Your hint doesn't give that much at all. I'd been having dirty thoughts the moment I read that....:laughing: :laughing:

But anyway, I'll try to guess:smile: Riding a gondola in a long canal and enjoying the view under the heat of the sun ?:tongue: think frustrated


Hahaha yeah I could tell :D

Okay so I'm probably not explaining this correctly xD
I did warn you, not that good with making riddles.
It's not a living thing, it's not doing something and it's not a scenario.
It's literary or a rhetorical device.


I know you are using a rhetorical device in this riddle but I just can't get the right association with that thing u r referring tofrustrated think tears


Do you give up? pitchfork

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Sun 08/23/15 10:02 AM
QUESTION: You get a lot of it if you’re powerful and successful, but significantly less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself, but it’s a lot better when you do it with another person. What am I talking about?

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Sun 08/23/15 10:04 AM
Can you give a more clearer hint coz what u just gave me are all vague.:tongue: grumble frustrated think

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Sun 08/23/15 10:27 AM










Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?


Haha oh no you're way off.
I'll give you a hint. What he's doing is not the most innocent thing :p, but what it is is something quite different.
After all, men like analogies ;) ;)


Your hint doesn't give that much at all. I'd been having dirty thoughts the moment I read that....:laughing: :laughing:

But anyway, I'll try to guess:smile: Riding a gondola in a long canal and enjoying the view under the heat of the sun ?:tongue: think frustrated


Hahaha yeah I could tell :D

Okay so I'm probably not explaining this correctly xD
I did warn you, not that good with making riddles.
It's not a living thing, it's not doing something and it's not a scenario.
It's literary or a rhetorical device.


I know you are using a rhetorical device in this riddle but I just can't get the right association with that thing u r referring tofrustrated think tears


Do you give up? pitchfork


Ok since you don't give me another clue, I will give up frustrated tears

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Sun 08/23/15 10:27 AM
Edited by dolphin0925 on Sun 08/23/15 10:38 AM










Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?


Haha oh no you're way off.
I'll give you a hint. What he's doing is not the most innocent thing :p, but what it is is something quite different.
After all, men like analogies ;) ;)


Your hint doesn't give that much at all. I'd been having dirty thoughts the moment I read that....:laughing: :laughing:

But anyway, I'll try to guess:smile: Riding a gondola in a long canal and enjoying the view under the heat of the sun ?:tongue: think frustrated


Hahaha yeah I could tell :D

Okay so I'm probably not explaining this correctly xD
I did warn you, not that good with making riddles.
It's not a living thing, it's not doing something and it's not a scenario.
It's literary or a rhetorical device.


I know you are using a rhetorical device in this riddle but I just can't get the right association with that thing u r referring tofrustrated think tears


Do you give up? pitchfork


Ok since you don't give me another clue, I will give up frustrated tears

Now I feel hungry thinking of food .....baked salmon....thought of eating dinner now. Hhhmmmnnnnn....I love salmon and roasted chicken.....I'm smelling them....gotta eat now :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Sun 08/23/15 10:49 AM
Before I'll have dinner, I will leave u some things to think about.....hope you all get to check here:smile:

QUESTION: When I go in, I can cause some pain. I'll fill your holes, when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I?

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Sun 08/23/15 10:53 AM
QUESTION: What's beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn't trimmed regularly?

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Sun 08/23/15 11:01 AM
QUESTION: They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?

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Sun 08/23/15 11:07 AM
QUESTION: Fill me up with water
And I'll really heat things up
I'm no beauty cream
But I'm great at removing wrinkles
What am I?

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Sun 08/23/15 12:24 PM
QUESTION: Fill me up with water
And I'll really heat things up
I'm no beauty cream
But I'm great at removing wrinkles
What am I?

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Sun 08/23/15 12:29 PM
QUESTION: I have a face, two arms, and two hands, yet I can not move. I count to twelve, yet I can not speak. I can still tell you something everyday.

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