Topic: Riddles: Guess what?
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Sun 08/23/15 03:28 PM

QUESTION: Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle.


Jokes

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Sun 08/23/15 03:31 PM








QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


Come ooooon!


Ooh, what's in there is a come on u mean, really?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: joke:tongue:


hurrhurr good one xD


Hurrhurr? noway that sounds like a dog barking with colds?:tongue: :laughing:


Hey... I'll have you know that my barking is majestic.
Majestic, dolphin. Majestic.


Wow, ur majesty im impressed, you make me drool drool drool
:wink: :wink: :tongue: :tongue: drool drool


Nngghhh youuuu and Debbie..!
Sigh I think it might be time for that cold shower tears


Huh!?shocked cold shower? U might catch cold and get sick......ooooh.... just worried....poor drooling doggie drool :tongue: drool :laughing:

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Sun 08/23/15 03:33 PM


QUESTION: If you put three fingers into these holes, it's gonna be a shocker. What is it?


plug socket??


U did it Debbie:banana: :banana:

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Sun 08/23/15 03:37 PM


QUESTION: What's squishy, bouncy and comes in pairs?



2 bunnies!:banana:



Oooh yes sure it's 2 bunnies!!! You must have it alrighy Bunny! ur name says it all!drinks :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
U got it alright!:wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing:

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Sun 08/23/15 03:41 PM


QUESTION: Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle.


Jokes



Right! I surely hope u chuckled a lot Bunny:) Laughter is the best medicine :smile: :laughing: rofl :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
U did it again!:smile:

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Sun 08/23/15 03:50 PM

Electricity plugs??


Hello Zycco! Welcome to riddles room! Thanks for checking in , feel free to drop by anytime:smile: :wink:

U got the right answer for the question : if you put three fingers into these holes, it's gonna be a shocker.

Power outlet/ electricity plugs or electric sockets are all right answers.

Well done first striker!:banana: :banana: :banana: drinks

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Sun 08/23/15 03:59 PM
QUESTION: What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose.

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Sun 08/23/15 04:02 PM


QUESTION: What has to be broken before you can eat it?


An egg


Correct again Bunny!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sun 08/23/15 04:06 PM


QUESTION: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?


Cause they dont have balls to scratch.....lol


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Men should have answered this question
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

U guessed it right agin Bunny!:smile: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sun 08/23/15 04:13 PM
Edited by lu_rosemary on Sun 08/23/15 04:59 PM

QUESTION: What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose.



A lawsuit. Thank you, Dolphin :smile:

Take care, see you next time. Bye for now. flowerforyou

Goodnight Dolphin, sweet dreams to you. :smile: waving

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Sun 08/23/15 04:13 PM
I'm gonna post some more jokes for tomorrow, I gotta call it a night for now:smile: hope u had fun everyone! Goodnight peeps. See u again tomorrow. Thank you all for joining the fun! :smile: smile2 :thumbsup: yawn asleep waving

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Sun 08/23/15 04:19 PM


QUESTION: What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose.



A lawsuit. Thank you, Dolphin :smile:

Take care, see you next time. Bye for now. flowerforyou



Oooh I was about to go out but I saw ur message:smile:

Right answer Roseflowerforyou

Hope to see you again on my next post, I run out of battery, low energy need to recharge laugh its late my eyes are closing now:smile:

Looking forward to see u drop by tomorrow. Nytnyt and take care too!:smile: waving

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Sun 08/23/15 04:30 PM

I'm gonna post some more jokes for tomorrow, I gotta call it a night for now:smile: hope u had fun everyone! Goodnight peeps. See u again tomorrow. Thank you all for joining the fun! :smile: smile2 :thumbsup: yawn asleep waving


Good night!
So... tired... must sleep...

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Sun 08/23/15 05:08 PM


I'm gonna post some more jokes for tomorrow, I gotta call it a night for now:smile: hope u had fun everyone! Goodnight peeps. See u again tomorrow. Thank you all for joining the fun! :smile: smile2 :thumbsup: yawn asleep waving


Good night!
So... tired... must sleep...


I just finished reading what's recent in some topics......going some rounds in each room :laughing: :tongue: now im tired and sleepy also... thanks for checking in here, hope to see u again tomorrow. Hope u could help me post some riddles also, I would really appreciate that:smile: :laughing: goodnight!yawn asleep waving

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Mon 08/24/15 05:18 AM
Question: It breaks away from its pack. It creates holes in its victims. It can travel for miles and then disappear. It is part of a dying breed. What is it?

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Mon 08/24/15 05:31 AM
QUESTION: Scientists are trying to figure out what is between Heaven and earth. What is it?

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Mon 08/24/15 05:35 AM
Question: I am the beginning of the end, the end of every place. I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?

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Mon 08/24/15 05:55 AM
QUESTION: When you don't have enough of me, you feel a kind of gloom. But when you are using me , it is time that you consume. What am I?

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Mon 08/24/15 07:24 AM
Question: I am almost nonexistent through sorrow, yet am frequent through happiness. I have no contact, yet I am contagious. What am I?


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Mon 08/24/15 07:44 AM
Question: Of the king I am blue and of the peasant I am red.Of the frog I am cold and of the dog I am hot instead.What am I?