Topic: ADVICE ABOUT GUYS FOR THE LADIES
cajunman1985's photo
Tue 08/18/15 04:33 PM

Ok here to start you off
What is the most important thing for a male?
Serious question and I know it's not sex
To be loved for who he is

KakachiDemen's photo
Tue 08/18/15 04:52 PM


Ok here to start you off
What is the most important thing for a male?
Serious question and I know it's not sex
To be loved for who he is


I second this ^

1onlyaname's photo
Tue 08/18/15 05:02 PM
I imagine it varies from individuals. for me honesty. honesty prevents a lot of drama.

1onlyaname's photo
Tue 08/18/15 05:04 PM
one week

1onlyaname's photo
Tue 08/18/15 05:15 PM
with the correct foreplay. the **** will take care of its self. the easiest solution is grab him by the ears tell him want u want.

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Tue 08/18/15 06:32 PM
What is the most important thing for a male?

Knowing without ever a doubt the kid has our DNA.

have you ever wandered around hopelessly lost but were too stubborn to pull over and ask for directions?

A man is never lost.
He just hasn't quite found the signpost or landmark he's looking for yet.
Or he's just not taking the same route that you would.

is it just some men are lazy and just ignore a woman's clitoris or some just don't know where it is?

Here's a little experiment.
Take the eraser from a #2 pencil and have your friend draw something on it then dip it in KY jelly.
Without looking at it, put it right underneath your nose, above your top lip.
Keep it centered exactly with your tongue and try to determine what has been drawn on it.
All while your friend wraps their thighs around your head and makes erratic shuddering moves.
If the eraser goes into your nose, you lose. If the eraser goes into your mouth, you lose, if you drop it, you lose, if you can't tell what was drawn on it within a few minutes, you lose.
You try winning the "clitoris" game.

And guess what, the better a guy is at pleasing your clitoris, it means the more women he's had practice with.

is it true that the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach?

Depends on the type of guy he is.
The more "alpha" he is, then the more it can be a way to his heart.
The more metropansyqueer he is, the less it matters.

The more you take on responsibility for "small" stuff the more he feels supported in taking responsibility for "big" stuff.
Caring that he's fed is validating his role in the relationship.
If he has to worry about everything, he's going to cut you loose to have less to worry about.
If you worry about everything, he's going to cut you loose because he doesn't need a mother.
If you expect for him to do it sometimes, and sometimes you'll do it, the ol' retarded 50/50 thing, then that just paints an inconsistent picture creating insecurity, meaning someone's cut loose.
If you specifically enumerate when, where, and how, 50/50, like chores, he's going to cut you loose.

Metropansyqueer guys don't mind dating their new moms, and generally don't have a spine to stand up and try to determine consistent behavior.

If you choose to focus on feeding him, taking on that responsibility, while not taking on all others too, it will help the relationship i.e. "way to his heart."

how close to empty to ya let your car go before filling it up with gas

I fill mine up 1-2 times a month.
I use grocery store member card points.
I like to save $.30/gallon.

and have ya ever ran out?

No.

have you ever listened to a woman just enough to take in what she is saying while thinking of something completely different?
Of course.
I've done that with women, men, children, goats, talk radio hosts, teachers, bosses, all sorts of people.

how many times do you wear your clothes before they are dirty enough to wash?

It's not the number of times that determine if they're dirty, it's the smell.

have you ever left the empty toilet paper roll just because ya knew someone else would come along and change it?

I plan ahead and always keep a 9 pack of tp under the sink next to each toilet and immediately replace it.
I am well aware that I may be the next person to use it.

driftingLuke's photo
Tue 08/18/15 07:23 PM

is it just some men are lazy and just ignore a woman's clitoris or some just don't know where it is?

thanks opie :angel:


There's two schools of thought on this. Some men REALLY don't know where it's at and need guidance, you can provide that. Some men have read a few books, taken some one-on-one instruction, and know a few tricks. If you'll just relax and let them do their thing you might appreciate it. My favorite is to lick up slowly, stopping just shy of the clitoris, ignoring it entirely, about 20 times. Then, just place your tongue motionless against her clitoris, she'll be hip thrusting gently by then, so you have to maintain pressure and listen to her. At this point you're just a willing tool at her disposal, get used to it. Keep a firm tongue available for her as she grabs your hair and ears, grab both cheeks somewhat gently to control her somewhat through the whole process, and you'll have a friend for life.

You brought it up! lol

TMommy's photo
Tue 08/18/15 07:42 PM
uh huh uh huh good answers

though I have since realized I asked a lot of questions but not one asking for advice when it comes to guys..



hmmmmmm...when a man is sitting engrossed in front of the tv on super bowl sunday or is it monday..whatever man whatever..

is this the best time to try on all of last year's clothes and stand in front of him and ask "does this make me look fat?"

TMommy's photo
Tue 08/18/15 07:48 PM
how many times should your check engine light come on before you actually take it to the mechanic..I mean is that a warning or more of a reminder to at some point take it in?

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Tue 08/18/15 07:55 PM
How do we know when a guy is just having a flirt or being serious?
How can we make a man serious in a relationship?
How can make man understand that at times they are not the priority in our life?

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Tue 08/18/15 08:01 PM


is it just some men are lazy and just ignore a woman's clitoris or some just don't know where it is?

thanks opie :angel:


There's two schools of thought on this. Some men REALLY don't know where it's at and need guidance, you can provide that. Some men have read a few books, taken some one-on-one instruction, and know a few tricks. If you'll just relax and let them do their thing you might appreciate it. My favorite is to lick up slowly, stopping just shy of the clitoris, ignoring it entirely, about 20 times. Then, just place your tongue motionless against her clitoris, she'll be hip thrusting gently by then, so you have to maintain pressure and listen to her. At this point you're just a willing tool at her disposal, get used to it. Keep a firm tongue available for her as she grabs your hair and ears, grab both cheeks somewhat gently to control her somewhat through the whole process, and you'll have a friend for life.

You brought it up! lol


are you making a "man"-ual for that? laugh laugh laugh

driftingLuke's photo
Tue 08/18/15 08:02 PM

how many times should your check engine light come on before you actually take it to the mechanic..I mean is that a warning or more of a reminder to at some point take it in?


When it first comes on, get home and remove the negative battery cable for 5 minutes. Hook it back up and start the vehicle. If it re-sets the code go to an auto parts store and have the code read. Keep in mind, the code it throws may not be the actual problem, it's only what's throwing the code. For instance, a common code is 02 sensor, but what could cause that code could be a bad throttle position sensor, temp sending unit, or a few other things.

driftingLuke's photo
Tue 08/18/15 08:02 PM

how many times should your check engine light come on before you actually take it to the mechanic..I mean is that a warning or more of a reminder to at some point take it in?


When it first comes on, get home and remove the negative battery cable for 5 minutes. Hook it back up and start the vehicle. If it re-sets the code go to an auto parts store and have the code read. Keep in mind, the code it throws may not be the actual problem, it's only what's throwing the code. For instance, a common code is 02 sensor, but what could cause that code could be a bad throttle position sensor, temp sending unit, or a few other things.

driftingLuke's photo
Tue 08/18/15 08:05 PM
Not sure why I'm double posting. I apologize for the inconvenience.

cajunman1985's photo
Tue 08/18/15 08:23 PM

How do we know when a guy is just having a flirt or being serious? He will tell you when he is serious.
How can we make a man serious in a relationship? He has to want to be serious you can't make him.
How can make man understand that at times they are not the priority in our life? Just come out to tell him. If he don't understand after break up with him .


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Tue 08/18/15 08:53 PM
Edited by stefiepek on Tue 08/18/15 08:54 PM


How do we know when a guy is just having a flirt or being serious? He will tell you when he is serious.
How can we make a man serious in a relationship? He has to want to be serious you can't make him.

How can make man understand that at times they are not the priority in our life?
Just come out to tell him. If he don't understand after break up with him .



rofl rofl

blah..blah..'s photo
Wed 08/19/15 01:01 AM


is it just some men are lazy and just ignore a woman's clitoris or some just don't know where it is?

thanks opie :angel:


There's two schools of thought on this. Some men REALLY don't know where it's at and need guidance, you can provide that. Some men have read a few books, taken some one-on-one instruction, and know a few tricks. If you'll just relax and let them do their thing you might appreciate it. My favorite is to lick up slowly, stopping just shy of the clitoris, ignoring it entirely, about 20 times. Then, just place your tongue motionless against her clitoris, she'll be hip thrusting gently by then, so you have to maintain pressure and listen to her. At this point you're just a willing tool at her disposal, get used to it. Keep a firm tongue available for her as she grabs your hair and ears, grab both cheeks somewhat gently to control her somewhat through the whole process, and you'll have a friend for life.

You brought it up! lol


noway

NorCalSwe's photo
Wed 08/19/15 01:27 AM

How do we know when a guy is just having a flirt or being serious?


If you don't respond in a positive way, he was just flirting. If you are interested, then he was serious. :smile:


How can we make a man serious in a relationship?


Sedatives...yep...lots of drugs


How can make man understand that at times they are not the priority in our life?


I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. what

bigsmile

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Wed 08/19/15 01:41 AM


How do we know when a guy is just having a flirt or being serious?


If you don't respond in a positive way, he was just flirting. If you are interested, then he was serious. :smile:

spock

How can we make a man serious in a relationship?


Sedatives...yep...lots of drugs


drool Good idea.. Let me go get some drugs!

How can make man understand that at times they are not the priority in our life?


I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. what

bigsmile

frustrated frustrated

NorCalSwe's photo
Wed 08/19/15 01:47 AM

uh huh uh huh good answers

though I have since realized I asked a lot of questions but not one asking for advice when it comes to guys..



hmmmmmm...when a man is sitting engrossed in front of the tv on super bowl sunday or is it monday..whatever man whatever..

is this the best time to try on all of last year's clothes and stand in front of him and ask "does this make me look fat?"


girl has a death wish grumble pitchfork