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Topic: what excuses
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Fri 08/14/15 03:18 PM
Edited by debbie1980 on Fri 08/14/15 03:18 PM
number 1, what excuses have you made to get out of sex in a relationship/marriage etc?


number 2, the longer you were together did the excuses come more often and were the excuses different than in the earlier days.


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Fri 08/14/15 03:20 PM

number 1, what excuses have you made to get out of sex in a relationship/marriage etc?


number 2, the longer you were together did the excuses come more often and were the excuses different than in the earlier days.


I can't tell you right now. I have a headache. indifferent

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Fri 08/14/15 03:22 PM


number 1, what excuses have you made to get out of sex in a relationship/marriage etc?


number 2, the longer you were together did the excuses come more often and were the excuses different than in the earlier days.


I can't tell you right now. I have a headache. indifferent


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Fri 08/14/15 03:25 PM


number 1, what excuses have you made to get out of sex in a relationship/marriage etc?


number 2, the longer you were together did the excuses come more often and were the excuses different than in the earlier days.


I can't tell you right now. I have a headache. indifferent

Sorry,i fell asleep. Did you say something ? :angel:

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Fri 08/14/15 03:29 PM
Edited by debbie1980 on Fri 08/14/15 03:47 PM

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Fri 08/14/15 03:35 PM
hilarious...answer to 1. I have never used the headache but periods and it's burning down there was thrown about quite a bit. almost all the time I say Im not in the mood.
number 2. hmmmm not too certain was quite a long while back

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Fri 08/14/15 03:38 PM

hilarious...answer to 1. I have never used the headache but periods and it's burning down there was thrown about quite a bit. almost all the time I say Im not in the mood.
number 2. hmmmm not too certain was quite a long while back


well at least you told him the truth most the time and didn't make excuses.

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im looking for some posts where people have made or been told really stupid excuses.

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Fri 08/14/15 03:45 PM
I used to pretend to be asleep or I was tired
Then it went to head ache then to its boring

Further apart. Which i was happy. He had a pattern and it was always full moon
He was like a rabbit then quite for the next month.

:laughing:

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Fri 08/14/15 03:48 PM

I used to pretend to be asleep or I was tired
Then it went to head ache then to its boring

Further apart. Which i was happy. He had a pattern and it was always full moon
He was like a rabbit then quite for the next month.

:laughing:


ha ha laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 08/14/15 04:55 PM
1).Many excuses.. my back aching, gastric, my dog seems to be sick

2) can't bother to give excuses anymore.. just proceed to zzzz before anything can be done lol

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Fri 08/14/15 05:00 PM
honestly can say i've never used an excuse

i have turned various ex's down though for differing reasons but never made an excuse, just usually said can't be arsed or something :smile:

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Fri 08/14/15 06:41 PM
oooooh man I was married a long time..

funny when we got married in our early twenties we could stay up most night making love or sometimes just pretty much stay in bed for couple days straight..






lemme think...

what if the baby wakes up?
" I will go and get him if that happens"
what if your parents down the hall hear us?
" are you kidding you know my dad snores"
my back, shoulders, and neck hurt
" well then your expert masseuse has arrived"
my head hurts
"this is a cure all for those"
I am really angry with you right now
" me too, let's have angry sex"



hahahaha uh ya he was pretty good and having an answer I could not argue with bigsmile

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Fri 08/14/15 10:54 PM
I do remember he wanted to do the family planning to prevent babies
Go with the womans cycle with dates instead of the pill and crap
bigsmile bigsmile
Lol i had fun
Told him sorry wrong time
This happened a lot.
A few months down the track he says I think you better see your doctor lo.

I had seen others doing it. Both families 6 - 9 kids later. Hell no I was no going down that road. Lol

Poor dude should have listen to his wife lol made him wait another month lol lucky it was one not more.

rofl rofl rofl


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Fri 08/14/15 11:03 PM

I do remember he wanted to do the family planning to prevent babies
Go with the womans cycle with dates instead of the pill and crap
bigsmile bigsmile
Lol i had fun
Told him sorry wrong time
This happened a lot.
A few months down the track he says I think you better see your doctor lo.

I had seen others doing it. Both families 6 - 9 kids later. Hell no I was no going down that road. Lol

Poor dude should have listen to his wife lol made him wait another month lol lucky it was one not more.

rofl rofl rofl





Yep, ya know what they call people who use the rhythm method.....parents

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Fri 08/14/15 11:05 PM
There was no way I going to have a herd of kids. He was lucky to get two. Fo me one was more than enough.

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Fri 08/14/15 11:19 PM
I guess from guys it would be

1. What?

Women are pretty good a reading people generally, so through body language would probably figure their partner is not in the mood. No excuses necessary.

Also, it's men and, well, sex.

Turning it around, she never made excuses, would just say "not tonight, is that ok?"

"Yep, read books in bed then?"

"Sounds good"

Things change in your 40s :smile:


2. Just got less and less interested in each other.

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Sat 08/15/15 12:09 AM
Debbie, I can't really answer because I was the one getting the excuses not giving them.laugh laugh tears

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Sat 08/15/15 01:39 AM

1).Many excuses.. my back aching, gastric, my dog seems to be sick

2) can't bother to give excuses anymore.. just proceed to zzzz before anything can be done lol


my dog's sick, hilarious laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 08/15/15 01:41 AM

oooooh man I was married a long time..

funny when we got married in our early twenties we could stay up most night making love or sometimes just pretty much stay in bed for couple days straight..






lemme think...

what if the baby wakes up?
" I will go and get him if that happens"
what if your parents down the hall hear us?
" are you kidding you know my dad snores"
my back, shoulders, and neck hurt
" well then your expert masseuse has arrived"
my head hurts
"this is a cure all for those"
I am really angry with you right now
" me too, let's have angry sex"



hahahaha uh ya he was pretty good and having an answer I could not argue with bigsmile


ive had exes like that. grumble laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 08/15/15 01:43 AM


I do remember he wanted to do the family planning to prevent babies
Go with the womans cycle with dates instead of the pill and crap
bigsmile bigsmile
Lol i had fun
Told him sorry wrong time
This happened a lot.
A few months down the track he says I think you better see your doctor lo.

I had seen others doing it. Both families 6 - 9 kids later. Hell no I was no going down that road. Lol

Poor dude should have listen to his wife lol made him wait another month lol lucky it was one not more.

rofl rofl rofl





Yep, ya know what they call people who use the rhythm method.....parents


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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