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Topic: what excuses
blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Sat 08/15/15 04:14 AM Edited by blah..blah.. on Sat 08/15/15 04:15 AM


blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Sat 08/15/15 04:14 AM
Debbie, I can't really answer because I was the one getting the excuses not giving them. me too, still am what are the excuses? i've given up trying to understand women's excuses, so i have put my monk application in :) and im a nun i love that outfit! ha ha, you saw my photo? sorry I edited that reply and added more. yes i saw the photo, well the clean version anyway haha i look forward to visiting the nunnery naughty corner lol im not a naughty nun im pure and innocent, ive never been touched ever in my life. i WAS going to respond to that but wisely decided against it

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Sat 08/15/15 04:16 AM Edited by debbie1980 on Sat 08/15/15 04:17 AM
Debbie, I can't really answer because I was the one getting the excuses not giving them. me too, still am what are the excuses? i've given up trying to understand women's excuses, so i have put my monk application in :) and im a nun i love that outfit! ha ha, you saw my photo? sorry I edited that reply and added more. yes i saw the photo, well the clean version anyway haha i look forward to visiting the nunnery naughty corner lol im not a naughty nun im pure and innocent, ive never been touched ever in my life. i WAS going to respond to that but wisely decided against it that was very wise my only confession is, I don't wear panties under my nunnery clothing.

mikeyspace4691 Joined Tue 02/04/14 Posts: 1862	Sat 08/15/15 04:22 AM
Not tonight, Baby, my warts are acting up..

blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Sat 08/15/15 04:25 AM
Debbie, I can't really answer because I was the one getting the excuses not giving them. me too, still am what are the excuses? i've given up trying to understand women's excuses, so i have put my monk application in :) and im a nun i love that outfit! ha ha, you saw my photo? sorry I edited that reply and added more. yes i saw the photo, well the clean version anyway haha i look forward to visiting the nunnery naughty corner lol im not a naughty nun im pure and innocent, ive never been touched ever in my life. i WAS going to respond to that but wisely decided against it that was very wise my only confession is, I don't wear panties under my nunnery clothing.

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Sat 08/15/15 04:27 AM
Not tonight, Baby, my warts are acting up.. holy crap, that's a good one. or if you want rid of him/her for good, just say ive got a outbreak of genital herpes and I think the gonorrhea has come back since ive got green discharge again, do you want to check it out? but hold your nose because the smell... ewww

mikeyspace4691 Joined Tue 02/04/14 Posts: 1862	Sat 08/15/15 04:32 AM
Not tonight, Baby, my warts are acting up.. holy crap, that's a good one. or if you want rid of him/her for good, just say ive got a outbreak of genital herpes and I think the gonorrhea has come back since ive got green discharge again, do you want to check it out? but hold your nose because the smell... ewww The green discharge excuse is not all it's cracked up to be. Rarely works..

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Sat 08/15/15 04:33 AM
Not tonight, Baby, my warts are acting up.. holy crap, that's a good one. or if you want rid of him/her for good, just say ive got a outbreak of genital herpes and I think the gonorrhea has come back since ive got green discharge again, do you want to check it out? but hold your nose because the smell... ewww The green discharge excuse is not all it's cracked up to be. Rarely works..

mikeyspace4691 Joined Tue 02/04/14 Posts: 1862	Sat 08/15/15 04:39 AM


blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Sat 08/15/15 04:43 AM
Not tonight, Baby, my warts are acting up.. holy crap, that's a good one. or if you want rid of him/her for good, just say ive got a outbreak of genital herpes and I think the gonorrhea has come back since ive got green discharge again, do you want to check it out? but hold your nose because the smell... ewww The green discharge excuse is not all it's cracked up to be. Rarely works.. i usually find that a combination of brown and dark red works

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Sat 08/15/15 04:53 AM Edited by debbie1980 on Sat 08/15/15 04:53 AM
Not tonight, Baby, my warts are acting up.. holy crap, that's a good one. or if you want rid of him/her for good, just say ive got a outbreak of genital herpes and I think the gonorrhea has come back since ive got green discharge again, do you want to check it out? but hold your nose because the smell... ewww The green discharge excuse is not all it's cracked up to be. Rarely works.. i usually find that a combination of brown and dark red works ha ha. I think saying my external piles have flared up to the size of grapes may work as well. true story - one of my brothers mates went muff diving on a women and to his horror he saw, what he called huge grapes hanging out her azz and he just couldn't continue.

blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Sat 08/15/15 04:58 AM
Not tonight, Baby, my warts are acting up.. holy crap, that's a good one. or if you want rid of him/her for good, just say ive got a outbreak of genital herpes and I think the gonorrhea has come back since ive got green discharge again, do you want to check it out? but hold your nose because the smell... ewww The green discharge excuse is not all it's cracked up to be. Rarely works.. i usually find that a combination of brown and dark red works ha ha. I think saying my external piles have flared up to the size of grapes may work as well. true story - one of my brothers mates went muff diving on a women and to his horror he saw, what he called huge grapes hanging out her azz and he just couldn't continue. aww ewwwww i was just about to tuck into a tuna baguette as well lol

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Sat 08/15/15 05:00 AM Edited by debbie1980 on Sat 08/15/15 05:04 AM
Not tonight, Baby, my warts are acting up.. holy crap, that's a good one. or if you want rid of him/her for good, just say ive got a outbreak of genital herpes and I think the gonorrhea has come back since ive got green discharge again, do you want to check it out? but hold your nose because the smell... ewww The green discharge excuse is not all it's cracked up to be. Rarely works.. i usually find that a combination of brown and dark red works ha ha. I think saying my external piles have flared up to the size of grapes may work as well. true story - one of my brothers mates went muff diving on a women and to his horror he saw, what he called huge grapes hanging out her azz and he just couldn't continue. aww ewwwww i was just about to tuck into a tuna baguette as well lol just have grapes instead another one that could work is, my womb has fell out, if you push it back in we can have sex then.

blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Sat 08/15/15 05:05 AM
Not tonight, Baby, my warts are acting up.. holy crap, that's a good one. or if you want rid of him/her for good, just say ive got a outbreak of genital herpes and I think the gonorrhea has come back since ive got green discharge again, do you want to check it out? but hold your nose because the smell... ewww The green discharge excuse is not all it's cracked up to be. Rarely works.. i usually find that a combination of brown and dark red works ha ha. I think saying my external piles have flared up to the size of grapes may work as well. true story - one of my brothers mates went muff diving on a women and to his horror he saw, what he called huge grapes hanging out her azz and he just couldn't continue. aww ewwwww i was just about to tuck into a tuna baguette as well lol just have grapes instead put me off muff diving for rest of my days has that

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Sat 08/15/15 05:08 AM
Not tonight, Baby, my warts are acting up.. holy crap, that's a good one. or if you want rid of him/her for good, just say ive got a outbreak of genital herpes and I think the gonorrhea has come back since ive got green discharge again, do you want to check it out? but hold your nose because the smell... ewww The green discharge excuse is not all it's cracked up to be. Rarely works.. i usually find that a combination of brown and dark red works ha ha. I think saying my external piles have flared up to the size of grapes may work as well. true story - one of my brothers mates went muff diving on a women and to his horror he saw, what he called huge grapes hanging out her azz and he just couldn't continue. aww ewwwww i was just about to tuck into a tuna baguette as well lol just have grapes instead put me off muff diving for rest of my days has that ha ha

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Sat 08/15/15 05:14 AM
I might be one of the dumb guys. I've used the whiskey dick excuse before. Kinda figure if I'm not gonna get mine....what's the point?!

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Sat 08/15/15 05:16 AM
I might be one of the dumb guys. I've used the whiskey dick excuse before. Kinda figure if I'm not gonna get mine....what's the point?! your not dumb whiskey dick

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 08/15/15 05:23 AM
Woah now back the horse up.. it's all about "getting mine" ??? huh...now I gotta re-think this means I was pretty damn nice those months I was out to here preggers

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Sat 08/15/15 05:28 AM
Sorry, I just have a tendency to tell it like it is.

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Sat 08/15/15 05:32 AM
Woah now back the horse up.. it's all about "getting mine" ??? huh...now I gotta re-think this means I was pretty damn nice those months I was out to here preggers if this is to personal for you, please don't answer. but even when your were not far off your delivery date?