Topic: can you ruin a date in one sentence? | |
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"you don't mind if I take my teeth out while your talking do ya? I will put em back in to smooch ya"
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how good are ya?
say it's the first time meeting she or he knows very little about you but you are not interested and want to book it to the nearest exit what would you say? "God bless you."?? |
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Can I ruin a date in one sentence? Please, I can ruin a date before we even meet up! Yes, I'm that good, I can end a date before it even happens!
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Who you kidding? All most of you have to do is just show up. No lines needed.
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Who you kidding? All most of you have to do is just show up. No lines needed. Gawd that hurts! lol omg you're killin me this morning |
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those jeans make you look fat.........that should do the trick... lol ahahaha... and I once had a guy say "I like thick girls" |
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Sniff their hair while whispering "You smell even better than last night" ...yep...that should do the trick.
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why did you split up with your x ...
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how good are ya?
say it's the first time meeting she or he knows very little about you but you are not interested and want to book it to the nearest exit what would you say? "God bless you."?? yea that kinda worked lol but I got him back by telling the ten commandment to him hahahah |
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ppppfffffft I am sooooo good I can end it by the opening message of hi how are you
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I am not contagious anymore...
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I am so sorry..but your voice sounds so funny..if I start laughing..it's not cause your funny...
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on a first date/meeting
"why didn't you wear the top you had on last night? I like that one better" |
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my biological clock is ticking, I hope you don't shoot blanks hahahahahahahahahaha |
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As she sips her wine, stare across the table, deep into her eyes and say
I bought some condoms earlier, just in case |
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start the conversation off by asking her how she feels about threesomes and midgets
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I am so sorry..but your voice sounds so funny..if I start laughing..it's not cause your funny... |
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Noooooo ... I am NOT sleeping with you |
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soooooo..are there anymore at home like you? ya know..but younger and in better shape?
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No, there aren't but...heyyyyy.
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