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Topic: can you ruin a date in one sentence?
tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Sun 07/26/15 02:21 PM
Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face.

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Sun 07/26/15 02:22 PM
easy peasy... Can we get this to go... I have a body cooling and I want to get to it before rigor sets in...

lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Sun 07/26/15 02:22 PM
Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face.

ComeGetThis1 Joined Sun 07/26/15 Posts: 1	Sun 07/26/15 02:23 PM
Hello Mom

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Sun 07/26/15 02:26 PM
Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face. Then lick it off and eat it. Yummy.

lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Sun 07/26/15 02:28 PM
Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face. Then lick it off and eat it. Yummy.

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Sun 07/26/15 02:29 PM
All of sudden I'm thirsty.

Kindlightheart Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 2370	Sun 07/26/15 02:38 PM
I should let you know...I'm pregnant..but don't worry..I'm not keeping it...sic..

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sun 07/26/15 02:46 PM
Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face. You know the difference between sprouts and boogers Kids will eat boogers

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Sun 07/26/15 03:34 PM
You got that right Joe. Maybe I should put boogers on the sprouts.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sun 07/26/15 08:00 PM
Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face. Then lick it off and eat it. Yummy. dat's just nasty

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 07/26/15 08:04 PM
I have had my fair share of blind dates. There were many who I found were not a match. But I still ended up having a nice time. I wouldn't disrespect someone by making fun of them or ridiculing them because I wasn't attracted to them. Or making up disrespectful lines to get rid of them. I always give them the courtesy of a polite letdown. I am sure if someone made fun of you because they thought you were beneath them, you would feel rotten. I noticed some people even posted over 9 times on this thread. What does that really say about you? ..hmm.. it says I have a wicked good sense of humor.... unlike some peoples lol not pointing fingers mind you

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 07/26/15 08:07 PM
OH.. Jesus says it's time for you to get off His cross.. he wants it back now lol JK

00JustANormalGuy00 Joined Mon 07/13/15 Posts: 2	Sun 07/26/15 08:39 PM
"I wanna be on you". lmao

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Sun 07/26/15 09:25 PM
interrupt her in the middle of her sentence and say "what are doing? when did I give you permission to talk? shut up"

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33339	Mon 07/27/15 02:58 AM
interrupt her in the middle of her sentence and say "what are doing? when did I give you permission to talk? shut up" Oh ... a man telling me to shut up ... that would make for an interesting date. VERY interesting indeed ...

IgorFrankensteen Joined Thu 10/01/09 Posts: 5444	Mon 07/27/15 03:58 AM
I thought this was asking if I have managed to ruin things clumsily. Naturally, I have. Doing it on purpose is more fun. OLD opens up new areas. What about...get as close to their face as you possibly can, look them over very carefully and slowly, with a cross look on your face, and then sit back with a false smile and say "Hmm. You do look a LITTLE like your profile picture."

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Mon 07/27/15 05:39 AM
"Want to play Human Centipede?"

MelMaxx Joined Thu 10/28/10 Posts: 4724	Mon 07/27/15 05:44 AM
"Want to play Human Centipede?" That would DEFINATELY make Ole Mel RUN

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Mon 07/27/15 05:59 AM Edited by debbie1980 on Mon 07/27/15 06:05 AM
can you excuse me, I need to re-apply my pile cream. These grapes hanging out my butt are really sore, oh and I need to mow the lawn for when we get kinky later, its got really long now, virtually down to my knees. didn't I mention I had a excessive hair growth problem.