Lol.. ok... you just met your special someone.. things are at that stage..
.. where your.. allowed to explore each others bodies.... great right?..
.. but what happens when you're exploring their body.. and you find a stray hair that shouldn't really be there..lol.... perhaps on her... breast..
.... or chin.... god forbid she has a dingleberry hanging from her nose......

... now I can oversee.... perhaps one stray hair that was overlooked in the .grooming process... but on your second visit so to speak.. it is still there.....hmm... do you overlook it or do you say something..... or is that a deal breaker for you... you just don't feel it is your place to tell them... so you stop seeing them.... because it simply grosses you out.... sure sure you can make up some other excuse...
....... but months later you still having nightmares....lol...


..... I know it is hard to bring the subject up..... I work side by side some guys.. that have .. hair coming right out of their nose... I just want to reach over and yank it out myself..lmao... but nobody ever says anything......so... stray hair... pluck it out ?or run away from it.?..

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Dingleberries are 100% deal breakers, especially if it goes from butt to nose undetected.
Nose hair? November Golf. There's far too many nerve endings in the nose for her not to feel it.
Chin hair? Sorry. I can't do it. I'm too affectionate and even though I'm pretty well groomed I have enough facial hair for two.
Now if there's an errant eyelash or brow-hair I can live with that.

If you are scared of another person's hair, you best run away.

Hair, believe it or not, is one of those naturally occurring phenomenons.

Back when it saved people's lives, it was everywhere.
And you are worried about an errant hair.

Love can get you past a lot of hiccups, but it cannot
make the blind see.

I don't know what a dingleberry is, so where should
it hang from instead?

There are products for permanent hair removal within months. I believe these also work for men's faces so they never have to shave again. So use your head and come up with solutions instead of fixating on the problems.

Flash & Go

There is nothing that you can't fix in this day and age. Use your brain.

I consider a lot of topics by the OP non-issues where he loves to make mountains out of molehills. Don't be such a drama queen. I guess growing up with four sisters and being the only son was not easy for you. You love finding ways to get attention. I mean that in a kind way. It is something which I have observed about you. You are very squeamish and intolerant of woman's faults. It will only cause you more grief along the way.

Guess you should always keep a scissor and a shaving kit handy with you on every date...just in case.

I had to laugh at the thought of breaking out my shaving kit, on the first date. It's a bit like weeding the front yard, because Royalty is coming to visit the house.
Then I had a think about how you would proceed, with such a delicate matter................

' You look gorgeous, this evening, dear, except for that 'dingle-do-dad'(?) hanging there'........

I imagine that is the point where all romance flies out the window, accompanied by a swift upper cut, from the lady of your dreams.!!

I have no idea what's going on between you two and want no part of it. I'm just answering you and Soufie.
If being repulsed by a dingleberry (butt nugget) makes me squeamish than that's fine by me.

Do you mean to tell us that if you're really into a guy and you're in the mood, the music is playing fireplace, candlelight which ever suits your fancy, he kisses you passionately and touches you in all the right places and you begin to explore him only to find a huge stinkin lint clump in the hair around his junk a wad of toilet paper or a butt nugget in his assfro that you wouldn't pay it any mind?
Would you continue to date and be intimate with a man as described above?

Yes, after he cleans himself up.

I'm afraid I have to agree with this ...

As long as you are looking for perfection, you will not find love.
If you feel this way about a woman, get grossed out over a hair, you do not love her.

In your case, I wouldn't worry too much about it. I remember you saying in other topics that you fall in love every two weeks, so you only have to put up with the stray hair for 14 days. I think that should be doable

Someone who is squeamish and judgemental of every little fault he finds in a woman will remain alone and lonely or comfortably miserable. It's called self-sabotage so you can protect your delicate little heart and never risk heartache with a woman and cry into your pillow again every night. Just keep your dates at arm's length and continue finding fault with them.

5h, it happens. But there are some things that are just inexcusable under normal conditions. If the lady has food poisoning I'm not going to be in the mood but I would understand and take care of her. That takes things out of normal conditions though.
As for homo erectus, we evolved to become homo sapiens. We developed permanent dwellings, a multitude of hygiene products and what is the kicker for ladies is the compact mirrors most girls/women carry in their purses. Guys naturally tend to have more hair facial and body than women so a little extra hair on a guy is more often overlooked. Skid marks butt nuggets and bogeys on consecutive occasions (as posed hypothetically above) imho are not. Not for a lady. Whether it's just one long nose hair, ear hairs, or other facial hair more than once when intimacy is presumed, or planned, or conditions present the opportunity in a mutual sense, it attributes a pattern of a lack of personal hygiene/grooming for a lady and that's justifiably unattractive. As stated before if you missed one hair when you tweeze your eyebrows, that at least proves evidently that some attempt was made to look nice, no problem. That I'd dismiss until a later time when making light of it wouldn't be a complete embarrassment. No one is perfect, but we should all have clean rear ends if we are planning to be intimate.

Think about this, your guy hasn't wiped or cleaned properly.
Either A. He knows this because he's been scratching his dirty butt and doesn't care
Or B. He had the chance to go freshen up before and chose not to.
What does this say about his hygiene or lack thereof AND what he thinks of you?

I don't always expect perfection, but when I do a clean butt is a great start.

is a dingleberry a hemorrhoid? if it is many women get these giving birth to your child, so I don't see whats so repulsive about that?

shite stains yes. ewwwww

so I guess these fellas wont be datin a yeti anytime soon then

How you think that is the same as a stray hair is beyond me ...

So far most of the men that have posted here seem to be Neanderthals, so they shouldn't really object to dating a yeti? Could be the perfect match
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Nope, it's not a hemi. It's a wee little terdling that didn't want to ride the wave around the bowl so it clung to the hair around ones rectum. It dries and just dangles around, ergo dingleberry. If it's wet and one sits or slides it becomes a skidmark.
Debbie thinks it's gross so does that make her a Neanderthal?
I think not.
How does it compare? As stated above.

Bogey or dingleberry, deal breaker.