any tales?
mines brand new.have just flooded downstairs neighbour's kitchen removing my washer.like a waterfall in her house it gone into electrics now council will have to come out n sort her electrics.i could get charged for it and have just cut away half me kitchen carpet cos it was wet thru. valium please .it's only 12 lunch time here.

can my day get any better?

Chin-up lass, sit thee down and have a nice cup of Yorkshire tea.

have had a few.what a start to the day.had the flood all I need now is the other 3 horsemen of the apocalypse and have cracked it

I hear they have the weekend off, so no more worries.

thank god for that had enough today lol

Perhaps you should have something with your tea, a shot of whisky maybe...

I never touch alcohol just as well or might be even more calamaties lol

With your calamities, perhaps we should call you "Jane".
[That's a joke that some Americans should get.]

None for you.
I'm shellfish.

Then again maya arenaria of expertise is dealing with clamities.
It may be mercenaria of me to require payment of siliqua, patula me for asking.

But I will tellina something even though I'm limidae by confidentiality rules. Infauna-one asks you didn't hear it from me, I'll just clam up.

There is an islandica in the arctica where the military stations all of it's marine bivalves. Don't ask, don't tell, or you're heading north. Now it's overcrowded.
They're becoming pirates. Dirty scallopwags threatening whale cruises.

There, are you molluscfied?

Sorry to hear about your day lynn
Hopefully you have what we here in the states call renters insurance?!

Cheers to your day getting better and NOT worse

...back to topic....I haven't had any calamities lately, so I won't tell any of my stories at this time. Don't wanna upset the karma gods

Okay, I'll bite, how in THE ell do you flood the downstairs flat just by removing a washer???

You forget to shut off the water supply going to the washer.

And then what? Just keep forgetting until the whole flat is under water?

no the water came out the door.i thought machine had finished the cycle as had gone to shop so I opened door n voila a ton of water all over my kitchen floor and when me n other neighbour started to remove it from kitchen onto balcony more water came out lol. it flooded my friends flat below.

no I don't sadly lol but she was fine in the end about it n didn't call the council her bf an electrician and he unscrewed all sockets and let em dry out but didn't stop me feelin terrible even tho it wasn't my fault:(

oh right forgot here in uk a washer is awashing machine lolnot a washer as in tiny rubber washer

Must be a really, really, really big washer.

big enough