you SAVE logs?????

I am just grateful when they hit anything they aim at.

Heehee

so many lines and all get me slapped

There's probably more horrendous things living in your mattress.

I mean how many people or times have you had hot, sweat, body fluid flinging and leaking sex in the bed?

How many times have you drooled?

How often have you not washed your feet before climbing in?

Where do you primarily lay while you are sick, with a cold, flu, or whatever?

And if you have pets that sleep with you? Holy crap.

Most people keep their mattress for years and years.

That stuff builds up.

What do you clean more often? Your bathroom? Or your mattress? Which do you actually use some kind of bleach or disinfectant cleaner on?

And don't get me started on how much fecal matter is on everything, just naturally, having nothing to do with how clean or dirty you are.

Pee around the toilet bowl is mostly a complaint from control freaks that are looking for a justifiable reason to control their s/o.


No...no...if you are in a relationship you don't "have" to anything.

If you are in a relationship, then you should have figured out what kind of toilet pee'er they are before you got into a relationship with them if you are going to have a problem with it.

IMO it's not right to say "Hey, you know that habit you've had all your life? And you know how I say I accept you for you and love you? Yeah...I don't. Please change. You're in a relationship now. So be who I want you to be, and stop doing what is natural for you. You're in a relationship. You 'have' to."


Not in my experience from having jobs where I've been the one that had to clean them.
Women are just as nasty as men.
Kids are the worst of all, and they have access to both.

Wtf is this?
Not ALL men do this.

I'm much too polite.
When I'm a guest in someone's home,
I always remember to take the dishes
out of the sink, BEFORE I pee.

... and, I bid thee, harrrumph!

Just be happy I'm no longer peeing in the sink.

The longer the barrel,
The better the accuracy.
I never miss.

Oh no the secret is out....
Lol torgo

It is indeed gross ... I've also wondered why the heck it's so difficult to not splattercate everything.
Never came across it till I moved in with my ex though. Both my ex and his son were real good at that, bah. And if they'd clean it up themselves ... unfortunately they didn't give a toss.

If the future Mr Crystal does the same thing, I'll send him to a range to practice.

But ... women's toilets aren't always that clean either. Try the girl's bogs at a secondary school.. the stories the cleaning ladies told me when I was still a teach...

My challenge to the ladies:
Pee while standing, for a day.
Take a pic of your bathroom.
Post said pic, on this thread.

Ask a fireman about holding a pressured hose very still.
I hope your problem will be solved really soon!

Do you know how hard it is just to pee in woods while squating down?


Takes talent not to hit your shoes

Yeah, but are you housebroken yet?

Just reread this thread too damn funny.... I needed a good laugh this morning....

this is the example that should help the OP to unnerstan' the answer to her question.

some things just aren't as neat and clean as they seem.

Not to mention pee streams don't always flow the same. Sometimes it comes out hard n fast and when hits the water in the toilet, causes splash. Has nothing to do with aim.

Of course with me working custodial work, I'm used to having to clean it up. Not that big of a deal....*smh*

that's why you see signs like:

"We Aim To Please,And You Aim Too,Please" in some Bathrooms!

(not always easy)

If they can't control their fire hose, then why don't they simply use the toilets sitting?
Think about that the next time you pee.