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It is time....once again....for another "I'm a nice guy" thread. You all wanted it....you all love it....and now it's back. So.....
I'm a nice guy. Why can't I get the girl?  Nobody likes me....everybody hates me....I'm gonna go sit in the corner and eat worms even though I am a nice guy. Plus I have a big penis.....wait....nice guys don't say that. Hold up....wait for it....wait for it....I am trusting, loyal, faithful, loving, ugly as hell but a nice guy....why not me? .....
Okay......there you have it. Another "Nice guy" thread to brighten up your day.  See how giving I am. I am such a "Nice guy". 
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thanks goof for the thread,,
us nice guys need somewere to go and wine about not having a nice girl, and yes iam a nice guy who cant get a date,boo hoo |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Tue 05/12/15 10:21 AM
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Let me be honest with you.
Being a nice guy isn't enough. Women want to be with a real Man. I'd never date a male feminist. 
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How come there are never any "nice girl" threads???
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Edited by
TMommy
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Tue 05/12/15 10:22 AM
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oh I dunno...might be alright if a nice guy finished last with me
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How come there are never any "nice girl" threads??? Knew you would totally get this. 
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oh I dunno...might be alright if a nice guy finished last with me
And came again....and again....and again with you eh?
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oh I dunno...might be alright if a nice guy finished last with me
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How come there are never any "nice girl" threads??? Cause we don't whine as much as the guys do.... 
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How come there are never any "nice girl" threads??? Cause we don't whine as much as the guys do....
Yes....yes...keep bringing it.
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How come there are never any "nice girl" threads??? Knew you would totally get this.
I just feel like it's not fair.
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How come there are never any "nice girl" threads??? Cause we don't whine as much as the guys do....
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Ladies and gentlemen....
Boys and girls! ....Dying time is here... It is time....once again....for another "I'm a nice guy" thread.
Based on the title I thought it might be a Thunderdome thread. ...It's never a damn Thunderdome thread. I'm a nice guy. Why can't I get the girl?
Me too brother! Here I am busting my *** all day driving the wastelands looking for small oasises (oasisies? Oasisi? Oasis'? Mices?) of gasoline producing hot chicks in headbands and they're all like "ew, you have a metal mask grafted onto your skin and have some sort of gay dude chained to your spiked codpiece," and I'm all "that's part of my job uniform! I have to wear it! At least I have a job! I'm a nice guy with a job, isn't that what you want?" and they're all "why don't you go back to school and improve yourself, you can do better than that job! All you do is murder and rampage and rampine and then get drunk and fight in Thunderdome, so what if you remember my birthday. I'm not dating no scrub," and then I'm all like "rarrr I'm going to drive off impotently rather than shoot and eat you due to a lack of canned goods, because I'm a nice guy," and then they're all "where's Ben Browder!?" ...Bunch of a-holes not giving me a Thunderdome thread. That's fine! I'll make it my own Thunderdome thread. |
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Just sayin hey from a nice guy here
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It is time....once again....for another "I'm a nice guy" thread. Uh oh. 
You all wanted it....you all love it....and now it's back.
I'm a nice guy. Why can't I get the girl?
Nobody likes me....everybody hates me....I'm gonna go sit in the corner and eat worms even though I am a nice guy. Plus I have a big penis.....wait....nice guys don't say that. Hold up....wait for it....wait for it....I am trusting, loyal, faithful, loving, ugly as hell but a nice guy....why not me? .....
Okay......there you have it. Another "Nice guy" thread to brighten up your day. See how giving I am. I am such a "Nice guy".
*sigh*  . I want my dog.
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Tue 05/12/15 12:41 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen....
Boys and girls! ....Dying time is here... It is time....once again....for another "I'm a nice guy" thread.
Based on the title I thought it might be a Thunderdome thread. ...It's never a damn Thunderdome thread. I'm a nice guy. Why can't I get the girl?
Me too brother! Here I am busting my *** all day driving the wastelands looking for small oasises (oasisies? Oasisi? Oasis'? Mices?) of gasoline producing hot chicks in headbands and they're all like "ew, you have a metal mask grafted onto your skin and have some sort of gay dude chained to your spiked codpiece," and I'm all "that's part of my job uniform! I have to wear it! At least I have a job! I'm a nice guy with a job, isn't that what you want?" and they're all "why don't you go back to school and improve yourself, you can do better than that job! All you do is murder and rampage and rampine and then get drunk and fight in Thunderdome, so what if you remember my birthday. I'm not dating no scrub," and then I'm all like "rarrr I'm going to drive off impotently rather than shoot and eat you due to a lack of canned goods, because I'm a nice guy," and then they're all "where's Ben Browder!?" ...Bunch of a-holes not giving me a Thunderdome thread. That's fine! I'll make it my own Thunderdome thread. Please listen! I'm not trying to be rude. But I offer you an advice for God's sake! Few words are often better than many. If you want people to read your post, Make it short. It's not about how many words you type. You can make your point in few words. |
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^^^^^^^sorry did not read...
too many words.. uh could you shorten that up?
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^^^^^^^sorry did not read... too many words.. uh could you shorten that up?
Marry me.
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Tue 05/12/15 12:21 PM
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A man of few word usually makes a lot of sense.
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