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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Thu 04/30/15 10:41 AM
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I don't always fall in love but when I do, I do it with a completely wrong person and then mess my life up a great deal, because I am obviously retarded.
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Now accepting applicants for my latest drama...
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And what is wrong with that? This site does have intimate encounters!! I feel sorry for you, you need to get out more.
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hi
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And what is wrong with that? This site does have intimate encounters!! I feel sorry for you, you need to get out more. Just stop viewing my profile daily, okay? 
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Will you be my Katie Couric?
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Edited by
TMommy
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Thu 04/30/15 03:37 PM
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And what is wrong with that? This site does have intimate encounters!! And you are saying performing oral sex on a woman is perverted?? or on a man?? I feel sorry for you, you need to get out more. bit wordy though 
try this: If you suck...you got the job 
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"Willing to lie about where we met"....
hahahahahahahaha (I wish I'd thought of that one.) |
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Free Drama Lessons
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'If Latex could talk, I wouldn't be here'
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"I'm mostly harmless."...
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Years ago, on 'that' Canadian owned site,
I once saw a profile headline that said.. "Yeah, I'd do ya... in the butt" Oh wait! That was the headline on my profile . 
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"Am I crazy in a fun way or crazy in a batsh*t way...you get to decide"
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"I'm smarter than you"
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"I'm smarter than bashajones"
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"I'm better looking than Goofball73"
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Let's not and say we did
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"I'm better looking than Goofball73"
"I have a better tan than bashajones." |
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Well....it's a very deep Subject! You can't dig that far if you're average!
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If you dont tell my wife i will not tell your husband
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