Topic: Online Dating Profile Headline! | |
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Post sweet, funny or weird profile headline.
Use your imagination! I start with: I wanna be the one your ex will hate, your mom will love, and the one you'll never forget. |
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are you the one momma warned me about
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please tell me you have moor thin HI and ILL TELL YOU LATER on your profile,,,LOL
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and here's what you cudda won
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'And God created Woman' - I just wanna 'make' one.
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I'm single and you have to be AMAZING to change that!
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"Be original. Everyone else tells me, NO!"
(apologies for the plagiarism. Was a great movie) |
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I hate my life, and wanna die. Wanna date?
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best bring dat A game is ya wanna play with me
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I hate my life, and wanna die. Wanna date? Oh so funny! |
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Please be my future ex wife
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Looking for my next EX!
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Messi, is the best that you will get and he'll turn yer g-spot into an alphabet!! ha ha
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'Got a pulse?'
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I have PMS, ADD, OCD & A GUN. Wanna date?
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Actively seeking Golddiggers: Inquire Within
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I have PMS, ADD, OCD & A GUN. Wanna date? |
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hot4u
bigthickstud4hire soulmate4sale |
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I've got sports to watch, leave a message!
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lost license now I don't drive
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