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act fast.. this one time amazingly low introductory price.. won't last forever..lol. operators are standing by to take your order now...
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act fast.. this one time amazingly low introductory price.. won't last forever..lol. operators are standing by to take your order now... no1phD! What are you doing here on my thread? Go on now go walk out the door just turn around now cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye Did you think I'd crumble Did you think I'd lay down and die Oh no, not I I will survive Oh as long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive (hey-hey) |
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I'm sorry I didn't realize.. this was not the.. over possessive women topic..lmao....hi u.. and I never say goodbye... just till we meet again..lol
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I know. 'You're laughing at me, not with me.' Ummm, wait...
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my room is a mess, I am prone to outbursts of tears, I live with my mom
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all true she's ^^not making any of it up..lmao
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all true she's ^^not making any of it up..lmao |
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Allow me to Twitter all over your Facebook.
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If you'd said, 'What the hell am I doin'?' BEFORE clicking meither of us would be poking our eyes out now.
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Do you think I'm too pretty to work?
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One of my personalities is bound to like you!
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Why are all the good pervs all so far away???
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Edited by
IamwhoIam1
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Wed 04/29/15 07:10 PM
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^ wait, that wasn't my headline
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I will lick your wounds
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Why are all the good pervs all so far away??? Texas is like another planet. |
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I have my own place,,in my moms basement
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Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
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'And God created Woman' - I just wanna 'make' one. Oh, i like this ^ :: |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Thu 04/30/15 03:30 AM
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Do you think I'm too pretty to work? Of course you are. You're too pretty to work. You're too pretty to be single. You're too pretty to be on dating site. |
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