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Topic: Light a cigarette.....
Pinkbunny43 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 26547	Wed 04/15/15 12:28 PM
Pat myself on the back and say "job well done"......

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Wed 04/15/15 12:56 PM
"The sex was so good, even the neighbours lit a cigarette!" (sticker I got) A cig... definitely a cig!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Wed 04/15/15 02:24 PM
Let the air out and fold her up?

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Wed 04/15/15 02:30 PM
Let the air out and fold her up? Now I am cleaning the screen off ...

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Wed 04/15/15 02:48 PM
Let the air out and fold her up?

Justfun_1 Joined Tue 07/23/13 Posts: 698	Wed 04/15/15 02:52 PM
Light 2 cigarettes.Okay,3,one for her too haha

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Wed 04/15/15 03:02 PM
Tell her she have to leave!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Wed 04/15/15 03:12 PM
Turn off the porno?

Foursure Joined Fri 01/09/15 Posts: 3231	Wed 04/15/15 03:26 PM
Pat myself on the back and say "job well done"...... Yep ----- me tooo that - and checking the stocks of 'goody goop'

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 04/15/15 03:27 PM
check my messages.. then kiss her on the lips and .. tell her I have to go! I'm late for my next appointment....

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Wed 04/15/15 03:47 PM Edited by jacktrades on Wed 04/15/15 03:48 PM
I ask do you have change for a fifty? Just kidding usually I turn the dome light on.

JustScribbles Joined Thu 04/02/15 Posts: 1091	Wed 04/15/15 04:06 PM Edited by JustScribbles on Wed 04/15/15 04:08 PM
Run a hot bath, scent the water with fragrant oils and flower petals, fix her a drink, turn on some soothing music, take her by the hand and tell her how beautiful she is and how happy she made me, help her into the bath, light some candles and respectfully close the door to allow her privacy to bask in the afterglow...then open the front door and flip the 'Now Serving' number to whichever is next. And I'm an Equal Opportunity cad. I'll even do that if it was NOT good sex.

Quintessentially Joined Fri 02/20/15 Posts: 1382	Wed 04/15/15 04:10 PM
Just want to cuddle for a while.

abhiraj555 Joined Sat 02/16/13 Posts: 114	Wed 04/15/15 08:24 PM
it's injurious to health

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Wed 04/15/15 08:26 PM
it's injurious to health What? Good sex?....

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 04/15/15 08:32 PM
Let the air out and fold her up? Aw jeez..a neat freek huh? I would just stuff it under the bed. Unless you have a live one. Then you give her a cool drink of water, And some tender sweet hay.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Wed 04/15/15 08:37 PM
it's injurious to health What? Good sex?.... woah thought he was talking about the smokes swear he said something on another thread about drinking being bad too now sex is bad

SuzQ66 Joined Thu 03/26/15 Posts: 1969	Wed 04/15/15 08:41 PM
Tell him, "I'm done, get out" JOKE!!! uncross my eyes, and start breathing again!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Wed 04/15/15 08:42 PM
it's injurious to health What? Good sex?.... woah thought he was talking about the smokes swear he said something on another thread about drinking being bad too now sex is bad Is doing bong hits bad, too?.....

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Wed 04/15/15 08:43 PM
it's injurious to health What? Good sex?.... woah thought he was talking about the smokes swear he said something on another thread about drinking being bad too now sex is bad Is doing bong hits bad, too?..... friggin about right here let me just give ya my chocolate stash while we are at