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Topic: I'm screwed.....
bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Mon 03/16/15 07:19 PM
I got a pillow.....

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Mon 03/16/15 07:21 PM
I got a bottle of wine.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76453	Mon 03/16/15 07:22 PM
Hummm I have a printer and a whole bunch of stuff on the shelves guess I could throw it all at him.. wait wait I have a lighter there too.... hehehehe I will set him on fire...

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Mon 03/16/15 07:24 PM
I would use my fists & the immense force my arms generate....besides that Its obvious to See the zombie is weak

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 03/16/15 07:25 PM
I'm good. How could he resist Dolly????

mikeyspace4691 Joined Tue 02/04/14 Posts: 1862	Mon 03/16/15 07:28 PM
I usually shoot zombies in the head.. It seems to work in the movies.

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 03/16/15 07:28 PM Edited by mightymoe on Mon 03/16/15 07:29 PM
say hello to my little friend...

mikeyspace4691 Joined Tue 02/04/14 Posts: 1862	Mon 03/16/15 07:31 PM
I'm good. How could he resist Dolly???? I like this answer..

SheikOfLaBroquerie Joined Thu 01/31/13 Posts: 1973	Mon 03/16/15 07:37 PM
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit!

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 03/16/15 07:39 PM
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig.

Happiness2U Joined Thu 06/19/14 Posts: 2504	Mon 03/16/15 07:40 PM
A massage chair...I could whack him with it...or relax him...

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 03/16/15 07:41 PM
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! then you and him would be going to your next door neighbors looking for some brains ala cart...

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Mon 03/16/15 07:50 PM
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up!

mikeyspace4691 Joined Tue 02/04/14 Posts: 1862	Mon 03/16/15 08:04 PM
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up! That would be painful..

DadCat Joined Thu 02/12/15 Posts: 501	Mon 03/16/15 08:06 PM Edited by DadCat on Mon 03/16/15 08:07 PM
A massage chair...I could whack him with it...or relax him... We should team up as I have a bottle of massage oil. Oh wait, that's on my right. I have my cell on the left. We could let him talk to my ex gf...

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Mon 03/16/15 08:06 PM
I'd run it through the head with this 6' tree branch/bird stand. Minus the bird.

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 03/16/15 08:09 PM
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up! That would be painful.. not to a zombie... \ Remember, they are zombies, people.. don't play, talk, chitchat, or even be nice, just take them out, quickly! this can save your life one day...

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Mon 03/16/15 08:15 PM
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up! That would be painful.. not to a zombie... \ Remember, they are zombies, people.. don't play, talk, chitchat, or even be nice, just take them out, quickly! this can save your life one day... I remembered that we are talking about a zombie.....or I would never be so cruel! It is just not me....not cruel, wicked maybe!

mikeyspace4691 Joined Tue 02/04/14 Posts: 1862	Mon 03/16/15 08:20 PM
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up! That would be painful.. Wicked is good not to a zombie... \ Remember, they are zombies, people.. don't play, talk, chitchat, or even be nice, just take them out, quickly! this can save your life one day... I remembered that we are talking about a zombie.....or I would never be so cruel! It is just not me....not cruel, wicked maybe!

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 03/16/15 08:22 PM
If somebody comes to my door looking like this... I wouldn't be looking for a weapon... I'd be looking for a First Aid Kit! Douse him with alcohol. Ooooh...he'd be squealin like a pig. And while he is squealing.....remember to light the match before the alcohol dries up! That would be painful.. not to a zombie... \ Remember, they are zombies, people.. don't play, talk, chitchat, or even be nice, just take them out, quickly! this can save your life one day... I remembered that we are talking about a zombie.....or I would never be so cruel! It is just not me....not cruel, wicked maybe!