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Topic: chuck Norris facts anybody?
unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 07:05 PM
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

charleslaw Joined Mon 12/29/14 Posts: 7	Fri 01/02/15 07:11 PM
Chuck norris my favourite rapper in hip hop word. Try to listen to norris feat steven seagal this are d most predictable men in the word

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 07:13 PM
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Fri 01/02/15 07:14 PM
Chuck Norris killed a guy and the victims family paid to get the blood out his suit, before he attended mass that sunday!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Fri 01/02/15 07:15 PM
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun....

charleslaw Joined Mon 12/29/14 Posts: 7	Fri 01/02/15 07:15 PM
Chuck norris was born with two guns by his side

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Fri 01/02/15 07:17 PM
Chuck Norris is so bad, he makes medicine sick!!

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 07:17 PM
Chuck Norris won the tour de france....on a stationary bike.

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 07:21 PM
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 07:22 PM
Chuck Norris went around the world....by standing still

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Fri 01/02/15 07:29 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is....

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 01/02/15 07:32 PM
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

467noreaga Joined Thu 12/04/14 Posts: 29	Fri 01/02/15 07:58 PM
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Fri 01/02/15 08:00 PM
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

467noreaga Joined Thu 12/04/14 Posts: 29	Fri 01/02/15 08:28 PM
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

ShyToAsk Joined Wed 12/24/14 Posts: 1	Sat 01/03/15 05:12 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups - he pushes the Earth Down!

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Sat 01/03/15 05:35 AM
Chuck Norris once punched the ground,the Grand Canyon was created

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Sat 01/03/15 08:48 AM
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor unconscious

markecephus Joined Sun 10/07/07 Posts: 13831	Sat 01/03/15 03:04 PM
* Borrowing this from a friend, so i'll dedicate it to Dave. "Chuck Norris coughed up a hairball in the 1860's, thus the first jute weaving mill was established. "

Pj10218 Joined Sun 12/07/14 Posts: 6	Wed 02/11/15 01:12 PM Edited by Pj10218 on Wed 02/11/15 01:12 PM

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