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Chuck Norris goes to Burger King, orders a BigMac....and gets one.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home in Syria
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris joined mingle & scammed the scammers
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag. He potato sacks!
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Hiroshima was a cover-up for one of Chuck-Norris' farts
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The tears of Chuck Norris are the cure for cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
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The quickest way to a mans heart is Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are simply known as the Islands.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home in Syria |
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The quickest way to a mans heart is Chuck Norris' fist |
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When Chuck Norris has sex, the woman can't be on top because Chuck Norris never f*cks up.
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Edited by
bashajones
on
Thu 02/12/15 04:40 PM
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BLAH... |
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Chuck Norris is a Giant version of Goofball
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