Topic: chuck Norris facts anybody? | |
---|---|
This one of my favorites "death once had a near chuck - norris experience " lol
|
|
|
|
When the boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks hes closet for chuck norris
|
|
|
|
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck norris can swim through land
|
|
|
|
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck norris can swim through land Lol |
|
|
|
Chuck norris can light a fire by rubbing 2 ice-cubes together
|
|
|
|
Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears chuck norris pyjamas
|
|
|
|
Chuck norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
|
|
|
|
Redbull gives you wings. Chuck Norris gives Redbull wings...
|
|
|
|
Chuck norris can jump without leaving the ground
|
|
|
|
Chuck norris once got bit by a rattle snake.........after 3 days of pain and agony........the rattle snake died
|
|
|
|
Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world..... |
|
|
|
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 Missed calls from Chuck Norris
|
|
|
|
Chuck Norris didn't make a wrong call...you answered the wrong phone!!!
|
|
|
|
The original title for Alien Vs Predator was, Alien and Predator Vs Chuck Norris
|
|
|
|
Chuck Norris.....age 1
|
|
|
|
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life
|
|
|
|
Chuck Norris, shaved his arse and invented ZZ Top!!
|
|
|
|
Chuck Norris can speak French......in Russian
|
|
|
|
Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline |
|
|
|
|
|
|