Topic: Take it from me, women are pure evil. | |
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They say they don't like playing games, yet in order to have sex with them you got to play their silly games. You can't just walk up to a woman and ask if she wants to have sex. No, you got to pretend that sex is the last thing on your mind, and instead chat with them for hours, days, even months about irrelevant stuff before you can bang em. And the most annoying thing about all this is that women want it too. They must really enjoy seeing men go to all that trouble. The worst ones are the religious types. Gawd don't they know how to drag it out! They're not so innocent as they make out.
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It's another one of red6mist's stand-up comedy routines.
He likes to try his routines out on us before he tries them on live audiences. |
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Just pay them what they ask.
No sense wasting time dickering, just to save a little coin. |
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here is another popcorn :
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If you guys keep playing them down no one will bite. And there won't be any need for popcorn.
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They say they don't like playing games, yet in order to have sex with them you got to play their silly games. You can't just walk up to a woman and ask if she wants to have sex. No, you got to pretend that sex is the last thing on your mind, and instead chat with them for hours, days, even months about irrelevant stuff before you can bang em. And the most annoying thing about all this is that women want it too. They must really enjoy seeing men go to all that trouble. The worst ones are the religious types. Gawd don't they know how to drag it out! They're not so innocent as they make out. Actually, you can just walk up to a woman and politely ask if she wants to have sex with you. Everyone likes a bit of nuance and mystery though, so I don't suggest this approach. |
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....lol!
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How long has it been since you�re back? A mere 12 hours? Already wearing thin ..
Certainly you can come up with something more interesting? Like `OMG I did this girl last nite and she was UNSTOPPABLE!! I don�t know what to do! I can�t keep up?!� Then we can tell you there�s an off switch somewhere .. |
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They say they don't like playing games, yet in order to have sex with them you got to play their silly games. You can't just walk up to a woman and ask if she wants to have sex. No, you got to pretend that sex is the last thing on your mind, and instead chat with them for hours, days, even months about irrelevant stuff before you can bang em. And the most annoying thing about all this is that women want it too. They must really enjoy seeing men go to all that trouble. The worst ones are the religious types. Gawd don't they know how to drag it out! They're not so innocent as they make out. I do believe you are getting to the start line punkin' :-) |
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Well life is a game get over it
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Thrust and parry...
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Here you go, the man with all the answers, free advise from TED talks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T704le1D1ag |
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They say they don't like playing games, yet in order to have sex with them you got to play their silly games. You can't just walk up to a woman and ask if she wants to have sex. No, you got to pretend that sex is the last thing on your mind, and instead chat with them for hours, days, even months about irrelevant stuff before you can bang em. And the most annoying thing about all this is that women want it too. They must really enjoy seeing men go to all that trouble. The worst ones are the religious types. Gawd don't they know how to drag it out! They're not so innocent as they make out. |
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That's all I had to do.
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It has been my experience that women love playing games too.....role playing games......such as naughty nurse vs. doctor.
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