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Topic: Take it from me, women are pure evil.
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Wed 12/24/14 09:01 AM
They say they don't like playing games, yet in order to have sex with them you got to play their silly games. You can't just walk up to a woman and ask if she wants to have sex. No, you got to pretend that sex is the last thing on your mind, and instead chat with them for hours, days, even months about irrelevant stuff before you can bang em. And the most annoying thing about all this is that women want it too. They must really enjoy seeing men go to all that trouble. The worst ones are the religious types. Gawd don't they know how to drag it out! They're not so innocent as they make out.

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Wed 12/24/14 09:03 AM
It's another one of red6mist's stand-up comedy routines.
He likes to try his routines out on us before he tries them on live audiences.

panchovanilla's photo
Wed 12/24/14 09:07 AM
Just pay them what they ask.
No sense wasting time dickering,
just to save a little coin.:wink:

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Wed 12/24/14 09:11 AM
here is another popcorn happy :


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Wed 12/24/14 09:15 AM

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Wed 12/24/14 09:23 AM
If you guys keep playing them down no one will bite. And there won't be any need for popcorn.

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Wed 12/24/14 09:30 AM

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Wed 12/24/14 10:01 AM

They say they don't like playing games, yet in order to have sex with them you got to play their silly games. You can't just walk up to a woman and ask if she wants to have sex. No, you got to pretend that sex is the last thing on your mind, and instead chat with them for hours, days, even months about irrelevant stuff before you can bang em. And the most annoying thing about all this is that women want it too. They must really enjoy seeing men go to all that trouble. The worst ones are the religious types. Gawd don't they know how to drag it out! They're not so innocent as they make out.


Actually, you can just walk up to a woman and politely ask if she wants to have sex with you.

Everyone likes a bit of nuance and mystery though, so I don't suggest this approach.

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Wed 12/24/14 10:07 AM
....lol!

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Wed 12/24/14 10:15 AM
How long has it been since you�re back? A mere 12 hours? Already wearing thin ..
Certainly you can come up with something more interesting? Like `OMG I did this girl last nite and she was UNSTOPPABLE!! I don�t know what to do! I can�t keep up?!�
Then we can tell you there�s an off switch somewhere ..

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Wed 12/24/14 10:27 AM

They say they don't like playing games, yet in order to have sex with them you got to play their silly games. You can't just walk up to a woman and ask if she wants to have sex. No, you got to pretend that sex is the last thing on your mind, and instead chat with them for hours, days, even months about irrelevant stuff before you can bang em. And the most annoying thing about all this is that women want it too. They must really enjoy seeing men go to all that trouble. The worst ones are the religious types. Gawd don't they know how to drag it out! They're not so innocent as they make out.

I do believe you are getting to the start line punkin' :-)

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Wed 12/24/14 10:31 AM

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Wed 12/24/14 10:34 AM
pitchfork

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Wed 12/24/14 11:04 AM
Well life is a game get over it

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Wed 12/24/14 11:07 AM
Thrust and parry...

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Wed 12/24/14 12:55 PM

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Wed 12/24/14 05:26 PM
Here you go, the man with all the answers, free advise from TED talks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T704le1D1ag

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Wed 12/24/14 05:30 PM

They say they don't like playing games, yet in order to have sex with them you got to play their silly games. You can't just walk up to a woman and ask if she wants to have sex. No, you got to pretend that sex is the last thing on your mind, and instead chat with them for hours, days, even months about irrelevant stuff before you can bang em. And the most annoying thing about all this is that women want it too. They must really enjoy seeing men go to all that trouble. The worst ones are the religious types. Gawd don't they know how to drag it out! They're not so innocent as they make out.
Go and get a prostitute then? All you have to do is pay her, get your rocks off and no worries, or little games either!

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Wed 12/24/14 05:31 PM
That's all I had to do.

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Wed 12/24/14 06:19 PM
It has been my experience that women love playing games too.....role playing games......such as naughty nurse vs. doctor. drinker

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