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Subjective identification with a body's system other than one's own is typical of a proto-linguistic species. God, why did my space ship have to malfunction in the wrong solar system? Must be genetic. 
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Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room! The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG! The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year! I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count)..... What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman? I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her... All that, and thanks for almost making me choke on my coffee with this: ... and strokes out while having sex with her... 
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Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room! The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG! The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year! I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count)..... What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman? I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her... All that, and thanks for almost making me choke on my coffee with this: ... and strokes out while having sex with her... Mornin you...hehehe 
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  I'm just glad Gloria Steinem finally showed up. |
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Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room! The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG! The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year! I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count)..... What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman? I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her... All that, and thanks for almost making me choke on my coffee with this: ... and strokes out while having sex with her... Mornin you...hehehe   (((Damn))) Surviving heart attacks and strokes along the way! But with one Hell of a smile on 2 faces!! I almost choked on my coffee as well!! Good morning all!!
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I'm just glad Gloria Steinem finally showed up. My bank account begs to differ!!... Hiya Beachy! 
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Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room! The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG! The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year! I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count)..... What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman? I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her... All that, and thanks for almost making me choke on my coffee with this: ... and strokes out while having sex with her... Mornin you...hehehe (((Damn))) Surviving heart attacks and strokes along the way! But with one Hell of a smile on 2 faces!! I almost choked on my coffee as well!! Good morning all!! Morning Leigh & Wolf  Evening here, already dark .. Gonna change into my dress in a min and do my Samhain thing. Gibbous moon, gorgeous outdoors :) |
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Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room! The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG! The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year! I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count)..... What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman? I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her... Lmao! Leigh You forgot... "It's ALWAYS ladies night somewhere" 
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Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room! The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG! The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year! I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count)..... What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman? I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her... All that, and thanks for almost making me choke on my coffee with this: ... and strokes out while having sex with her... Mornin you...hehehe (((Damn))) Surviving heart attacks and strokes along the way! But with one Hell of a smile on 2 faces!! I almost choked on my coffee as well!! Good morning all!! Morning Leigh & Wolf Evening here, already dark .. Gonna change into my dress in a min and do my Samhain thing. Gibbous moon, gorgeous outdoors :) Exciting stuff that I know very little about  ...Can you post pictures tomorrow?....
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Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room! The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG! The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year! I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count)..... What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman? I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her... Lmao! Leigh You forgot... "It's ALWAYS ladies night somewhere"  Happy Halloween ((((((( BEAR )))))))...Hahahaha!!....Thank you for reminding me! 
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Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room! The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG! The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year! I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count)..... What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman? I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her... Bravo Bravo Bravo and if that little lot is not enough, we can also give birth, so how about that |
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Edited by
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That's got to be the most truthful reasons as to why we never have acquired equal rights.
*notice the multiple orgasms Leigh threw in there.  That was great reading, (((Leigh)))!
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Excuse my chauvinism and crudeness when I mention the big red elephant in the room! The doing twice the work for half the credit and 79% the wage for the "good ole boys" has got to SUCK! ....and then to be called the "B Word" when others would be called "Go Getters"...DANG! The make up/ dress up thing eludes me, but apparently many enjoy that. I don't even like to wear sunglasses unless completely necessary! To put stuff on, and wash stuff off ....my face....EVERY DAY? Would drive me nuts!!! There is a reason Halloween only comes once a year! I have few delusions. I KNOW how fortunate I am, and what an incredible head start I have! I'm a white, American, male, born in the latter half of the 20th century, to a (not necessarily rich)..but well fortified home. My worries are real, but I am lucky and know it. The question.......(and the free drinks don't count)..... What do you absolutely LOVE about being a woman? I love how we women continue to embrace the challenge of "earning" equality because it wasn't handed to us just because we were born with a vagina...At times it's fun and funny to watch men squirm when they realize, like the tortoise and the hare, we will finish first...That's because of all the things listed above, plus these...Women are more in tune with emotions making us better communicators, we have stronger immune systems, better memories, multiple orgasms (this one is worth repeating), we reach our sexual peek earlier and hold on to it longer than men, we seldom go bald and our hairline does not recede over time, female college grads outnumber male grads, car insurance is cheaper for women because we are better drivers, we have better looking legs than men, our intuition is keener, we are more diligent,,we are better listeners, multi tasking is second nature to us, and everyone knows behind every successful man you will find a woman propping him up until he becomes wealthy enough to trade her in for a younger model and strokes out while having sex with her... That about sums it up.....once again you know exactly what to say ((((leigh)))) 
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That's got to be the most truthful reasons as to why we never have acquired equal rights. *notice the multiple orgasms Leigh threw in there. That was great reading, (((Leigh)))! Hi (((Franky, Ann, Pink)))  ...Love EVERY SINGLE ONE of you "Ya Ya Sisters"  ...In fact all of the awesome Mingletardettes are just one more reason "I love being a woman!"... 
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I'm just glad Gloria Steinem finally showed up. My bank account begs to differ!!... Hiya Beachy! Heya....."Woman" ;) |
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I'm just glad Gloria Steinem finally showed up. My bank account begs to differ!!... Hiya Beachy! Heya....."Woman" ;)
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^^^^^^I get to wear pink as much as I like :-) Number 1 reason...lol 
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^^^^^^I get to wear pink as much as I like :-) I love pink 
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Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Fri 10/31/14 12:53 PM
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Exciting stuff that I know very little about ...Can you post pictures tomorrow?.... Well, I don't really take pictures while I'm busy, would just disturb the vibe and the flow. I can show you the dress I've been wearing. Very sexy boots, but I was going into a damp garden, not to a party, and still looks better than my clogs  Long pointy hood at the back. Dunno if you know The Fast Show, that catchphrase "Does my bum look big in this?" I was never concerned about that, but not sure anymore now Love the sleeves, love this type of pagan dress  Had to wear a coat outdoors though, it's a bit nippy. Basket with all the thingies I'd need and a cast iron cauldron to burn some stuff in. 
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Fri 10/31/14 02:01 PM
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Exciting stuff that I know very little about ...Can you post pictures tomorrow?.... Well, I don't really take pictures while I'm busy, would just disturb the vibe and the flow. I can show you the dress I've been wearing. Very sexy boots, but I was going into a damp garden, not to a party, and still looks better than my clogs Long pointy hood at the back. Dunno if you know The Fast Show, that catchphrase "Does my bum look big in this?" I was never concerned about that, but not sure anymore now Love the sleeves, love this type of pagan dress Had to wear a coat outdoors though, it's a bit nippy. Basket with all the thingies I'd need and a cast iron cauldron to burn some stuff in. Wow!...This is kinda how I pictured it (after I googled and read )...You look official Crystal! ...and hey, nice azz babe!! Happy Halloween sister!...
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