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I have realized_______?
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I have realized_______? Dont own a rocking chair, and dont intend getting one in a long time. Just too many things (yet) to do in life before I can settle down in a rocking chair. 
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I have realized_______? I so glad I turned my life around in 2014.. I only flucked off 30 year of my life but the last 300 were geat..erm..well after the "Fake it til ya make it faze" that only lasted 150 years, I am now able to live in the moment. *Hey I should go dancing. .oh yeah silly me I can't walk..thinking..thinking ..SEX? Oh yeah that stoped workig in the 22 century... MUSIC..oh yeah...flucken piped out chainsaws dam it! And the moral of the story..... |
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I have realized_______? I earned the right to be a pain in the arse!  
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I have realized_______? I love all of these^^^ answers because from my rocking chair I have learned to "dress" everything men say with a grain of salt, a tablespoon of vinegar and a quarter cup of sugar....This is especially true of Pony, he's got more bullchit than a herd of three legged Moose..... |
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I have realized_______? I love all of these^^^ answers because from my rocking chair I have learned to "dress" everything men say with a grain of salt, a tablespoon of vinegar and a quarter cup of sugar....This is especially true of Pony, he's got more bullchit than a herd of three legged Moose..... Aaahaaaahaaaaaa ..and hornier than a two peckered Billy goat  idn't dat also a fact?
And btw...I dont need your help, i can chase woman away all by myself! jk {{Leigh}}...do you look like this: }} in semi profile? " Yes officer, thats her alright...there's room for a hat and jacket.. and thats just one hanger. 
All joking aside..now its "Animal talk" with your host Pony. Though many Ungulates run in herds,however the moose is not one of them Or they would have called them.."hey over there!...look at the moossisis...lol |
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My rocking chair..
 ... I have learnt and realized a lot of things on this rocking chair..
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Fri 10/17/14 07:29 AM
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I have realized_______? I love all of these^^^ answers because from my rocking chair I have learned to "dress" everything men say with a grain of salt, a tablespoon of vinegar and a quarter cup of sugar....This is especially true of Pony, he's got more bullchit than a herd of three legged Moose..... Aaahaaaahaaaaaa ..and hornier than a two peckered Billy goat idn't dat also a fact?
And btw...I dont need your help, i can chase woman away all by myself! jk {{Leigh}}...do you look like this: }} in semi profile? " Yes officer, thats her alright...there's room for a hat and jacket.. and thats just one hanger.
All joking aside..now its "Animal talk" with your host Pony. Though many Ungulates run in herds,however the moose is not one of them Or they would have called them.."hey over there!...look at the moossisis...lol Hehe, I should know better than to tangle with a horny Moose herder...Hey Pony, what do you get when you cross a moose with a ghost?..... A Cariboo...... PS....Happy Halloween?..... 
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I don't have a rocking chair but I can still cross and uncross my legs like Sharon stone ... Cheeky grin :-) Yes, but can you inhale? 
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I don't have a rocking chair but I can still cross and uncross my legs like Sharon stone ... Cheeky grin :-) Yes, but can you inhale?
Before or after swallowing?.... 
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I don't have a rocking chair but I can still cross and uncross my legs like Sharon stone ... Cheeky grin :-) Yes, but can you inhale?
Before or after swallowing?....
 Just remember to turn you head "away" from the mirror before spitting....lol...
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I don't have a rocking chair but I can still cross and uncross my legs like Sharon stone ... Cheeky grin :-) Yes, but can you inhale?
Before or after swallowing?....
Just remember to turn you head "away" from the mirror before spitting....lol...
You're not living right...Try walls and ceiling...I promise you,....you won't miss a thing! 
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Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Fri 10/17/14 08:55 AM
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I don't have a rocking chair but I can still cross and uncross my legs like Sharon stone ... Cheeky grin :-) Yes, but can you inhale?
Before or after swallowing?....
Hahahahaha 
You started a semen thread? LOL And it wasn't even deleted by mods? I tried an oral sex thread, don't think it lasted an hour, lol Maybe we can combine our common interests with this song in the music thread and hope we get away with it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCR0qso9Qz0 |
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I don't have a rocking chair but I can still cross and uncross my legs like Sharon stone ... Cheeky grin :-) Yes, but can you inhale?
Before or after swallowing?....
Hahahahaha
You started a semen thread? LOL And it wasn't even deleted by mods? I tried an oral sex thread, don't think it lasted an hour, lol Maybe we can combine our common interests with this song in the music thread and hope we get away with it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCR0qso9Qz0 You're denying yourself needed protien to balance out the carbs! For shame. |
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 ...^^^ Great stocking stuffer!!
 Hi (((((Crystal)))))...!!!...
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Laughing ... Crystal .. You should post that video everyday till Xmas . Boys don't forget to ask Santa for a blowjob :-) Hihi, it's my fav Christmas song. Boys asking for a BJ ... guess us girls best start working on our Christmas outfits ... red and a bit of white .. good choice of colours for something very spicy! (((Leigh)))
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Edited by
fleta_n_mach
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Fri 10/17/14 10:12 AM
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Laughing ... Crystal .. You should post that video everyday till Xmas . Boys don't forget to ask Santa for a blowjob :-) Hihi, it's my fav Christmas song. Boys asking for a BJ ... guess us girls best start working on our Christmas outfits ... red and a bit of white .. good choice of colours for something very spicy! (((Leigh)))
I am going to rock my favorite Gnome's world...I mean chair, this Christmas.
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"From my rocking chair, I have realized______"
I can still kick your azz to next Tuesday... ya panzy!
Disclaimer* Was not meant for the OP 
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