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Topic: Explain How You Have Been a Jerk
Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Fri 09/26/14 09:57 AM
Bored with your own thread, not a good sign.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Fri 09/26/14 09:58 AM
Sometimes I let a silent fart in public then roll my eyes, pinch my nose and shout, "Ewwwwww, who the hell farted!!".... OMG Leigh, my Mingle 2 hero actualy farts, heaven forbid. Doctors say a healthy person farts 14 times a day and one silent fart counts for two.... ... Am I really your hero Franky? One of 3 or 4 who I believe are bright and beautiful in a human kind of way.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Fri 09/26/14 10:06 AM
Sometimes I let a silent fart in public then roll my eyes, pinch my nose and shout, "Ewwwwww, who the hell farted!!".... OMG Leigh, my Mingle 2 hero actualy farts, heaven forbid. Doctors say a healthy person farts 14 times a day and one silent fart counts for two.... ... Am I really your hero Franky? One of 3 or 4 who I believe are bright and beautiful in a human kind of way. Not gonna lie, that is an awesome compliment!! ...Thank you very much!

mysticalview21 Joined Sat 06/28/14 Posts: 5462	Fri 09/26/14 10:17 AM
isn't a jerk a man and women a b.tch well have not had to block anyone in here ... so thats a good start ... other wise I am more of a joker and really don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings ... all depends on the subject ... if and how serious... I can be a b.tch ...

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sat 09/27/14 09:54 AM
Bored with your own thread, not a good sign. True!

Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Sat 09/27/14 09:58 AM
**** you.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 09/27/14 10:45 AM
Sometimes I let a silent fart in public then roll my eyes, pinch my nose and shout, "Ewwwwww, who the hell farted!!".... .ohhh.. that is so wrong in so many ways...lol.... that reminds me of my older sister... when we were teenagers I looked up to her.. you might say I admired her.... that was until I went into the bathroom... . after she just had finished... dropping a log so to speak.....omg.. that was the end of admiring her....lmao... never look at her the same way again...lol..

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 09/27/14 10:47 AM
And op.. you can't criticize someone for writing too much...lol . and then criticize someone for not writing enough...omg.. what a jerk..lol.

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Sat 09/27/14 10:52 AM
And op.. you can't criticize someone for writing too much...lol . and then criticize someone for not writing enough...omg.. what a jerk..lol. Jokes FA days

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sat 09/27/14 10:57 AM
And op.. you can't criticize someone for writing too much...lol . and then criticize someone for not writing enough...omg.. what a jerk..lol. LMAO! True!!!!..... but at least I didn't fart in public!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 09/27/14 11:01 AM Edited by Leigh2154 on Sat 09/27/14 11:01 AM
Sometimes I let a silent fart in public then roll my eyes, pinch my nose and shout, "Ewwwwww, who the hell farted!!".... .ohhh.. that is so wrong in so many ways...lol.... that reminds me of my older sister... when we were teenagers I looked up to her.. you might say I admired her.... that was until I went into the bathroom... . after she just had finished... dropping a log so to speak.....omg.. that was the end of admiring her....lmao... never look at her the same way again...lol.. That is so funny D!! ..I actually considered that! ...I wondered if my post would have a negative affect on how some people think of me ...But then I thought, "Nope, only a jerk would be turned off, everyone else will find my honesty refreshing (pun intended).... Here, smell these

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 09/27/14 11:04 AM
And op.. you can't criticize someone for writing too much...lol . and then criticize someone for not writing enough...omg.. what a jerk..lol.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 09/27/14 11:04 AM
And op.. you can't criticize someone for writing too much...lol . and then criticize someone for not writing enough...omg.. what a jerk..lol. LMAO! True!!!!..... but at least I didn't fart in public! Sure you didn't...

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sat 09/27/14 11:07 AM
CRAP!

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3510	Sat 09/27/14 11:36 AM
My mother always said girls don't fart, they have poofers. lights an incense in here

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21251	Sat 09/27/14 07:22 PM Edited by Rock on Sat 09/27/14 07:24 PM
What did you want? Italics? Underscore? Color? Which size text? No fancy schmancy scrolling marquee here.