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has never been a jerk.....a beotch maybe, but never a jerk
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I can see half of that.
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Thu 09/25/14 09:56 AM
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^^^^^^has "happy feet"
   
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Definitely a biotch...
 Not a jerk. I cannot flail my arms around like Steve Martin without cracking up... Ive tried. *snort*
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^^^^^^has "happy feet"
*buhahahahahaha*  
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<<<-----likes jerks. Especially on chicken.
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I'll take a magician....with nothing on her
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Oh, man!!!
I am sooo tempted to extend this to chicken choking. But, I'll restrain myself. |
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...e.g. 9-1 final... Dodgers take the division and are headed to October baseball. 
Maybe there is still a shot at a wildcard slot.
With this post, stan flew by "jerk" and landed firmly in the square labeled "MF'g Azzhole, For All Time". 'Tis not a happy time, being a Bay Area Sports Fan, lemmetellya.  <---- mrld_ii, mascara running down her face
An Alice Cooper impersonation or just an early Halloween costume?
You obviously missed my Did You Know's...
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...You obviously missed my Did You Know's...
*sigh* Yes, indeed..."obviously missed"... Perhaps, even though tonight IS an NFL night, I might just need a fix... ...despite how much The Universe continues to conspire against it. 
Hell, it's not like my performance in any of my pools can get much worse whether I actually WATCH the fricken games or not.
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It's an El Nino year.
C'mere... Emmy, I'll console you. How about some Brioche French Toast? 
We could take another selfie or two and start another riot (though it's not like the fervor from the first has actually died down, yet). |
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Edited by
Awatersign
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Thu 09/25/14 01:31 PM
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<<<-----likes jerks. Especially on chicken.  
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....licking the windows on the short bus all the way back to "The Home".... ....  YES YOU ARE!!!
 ...(totally kidding)
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OOPS, wrong kind of Jerk, sorry
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. well I think it all started when I was very very young.... my sister and I formed a club together.... I can't remember the name that we gave the club... but it was our little hang out.. I believe the club house was in the attic space in the garage...
. well we kept a journal.. and kicked in some of our allowance each week... . after about a month... we had roughly roughly about four dollars in the club kitty.... well in the seventies that was a lot of money.. on a summer Saturday afternoon.... we decided we would spend our $4.... at the local convenience store on candy.... but as fate would have it. our dad needed my help with something... so I sent my little sister to the store on her own... trusting she would make good decisions... in the candy selections...... half an hour later she comes back... with a bag full of... candy... well it was more like black licorice candy.... those black licorice tobacco pipes... plain black licorice.. ... and black gummy babies.... which would have been great... except for the fact that I hate black licorice... . oh yes and she knows this...lol... . so in my blinding rage.... I snatched her favorite Barbie doll out of her hands... because she always took it everywhere with her.... and I snapped the head off of it... and threw it up on the roof....... talk about being a jerk... .. she cried all day... and so did I...
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. well I think it all started when I was very very young.... my sister and I formed a club together.... I can't remember the name that we gave the club... but it was our little hang out.. I believe the club house was in the attic space in the garage... . well we kept a journal.. and kicked in some of our allowance each week... . after about a month... we had roughly roughly about four dollars in the club kitty.... well in the seventies that was a lot of money.. on a summer Saturday afternoon.... we decided we would spend our $4.... at the local convenience store on candy.... but as fate would have it. our dad needed my help with something... so I sent my little sister to the store on her own... trusting she would make good decisions... in the candy selections...... half an hour later she comes back... with a bag full of... candy... well it was more like black licorice candy.... those black licorice tobacco pipes... plain black licorice.. ... and black gummy babies.... which would have been great... except for the fact that I hate black licorice... . oh yes and she knows this...lol... . so in my blinding rage.... I snatched her favorite Barbie doll out of her hands... because she always took it everywhere with her.... and I snapped the head off of it... and threw it up on the roof....... talk about being a jerk... .. she cried all day... and so did I...
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. well I think it all started when I was very very young.... my sister and I formed a club together.... I can't remember the name that we gave the club... but it was our little hang out.. I believe the club house was in the attic space in the garage... . well we kept a journal.. and kicked in some of our allowance each week... . after about a month... we had roughly roughly about four dollars in the club kitty.... well in the seventies that was a lot of money.. on a summer Saturday afternoon.... we decided we would spend our $4.... at the local convenience store on candy.... but as fate would have it. our dad needed my help with something... so I sent my little sister to the store on her own... trusting she would make good decisions... in the candy selections...... half an hour later she comes back... with a bag full of... candy... well it was more like black licorice candy.... those black licorice tobacco pipes... plain black licorice.. ... and black gummy babies.... which would have been great... except for the fact that I hate black licorice... . oh yes and she knows this...lol... . so in my blinding rage.... I snatched her favorite Barbie doll out of her hands... because she always took it everywhere with her.... and I snapped the head off of it... and threw it up on the roof....... talk about being a jerk... .. she cried all day... and so did I...
. . But what about the doll, was she ok |
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. well I think it all started when I was very very young.... my sister and I formed a club together.... I can't remember the name that we gave the club... but it was our little hang out.. I believe the club house was in the attic space in the garage... . well we kept a journal.. and kicked in some of our allowance each week... . after about a month... we had roughly roughly about four dollars in the club kitty.... well in the seventies that was a lot of money.. on a summer Saturday afternoon.... we decided we would spend our $4.... at the local convenience store on candy.... but as fate would have it. our dad needed my help with something... so I sent my little sister to the store on her own... trusting she would make good decisions... in the candy selections...... half an hour later she comes back... with a bag full of... candy... well it was more like black licorice candy.... those black licorice tobacco pipes... plain black licorice.. ... and black gummy babies.... which would have been great... except for the fact that I hate black licorice... . oh yes and she knows this...lol... . so in my blinding rage.... I snatched her favorite Barbie doll out of her hands... because she always took it everywhere with her.... and I snapped the head off of it... and threw it up on the roof....... talk about being a jerk... .. she cried all day... and so did I...
. . But what about the doll, was she ok
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