Earth's decline...

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the bad behavior
that was going on. So He called one of His angels to go to earth for a time and look around.

When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth. 95% are misbehaving
and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down another
angel to get a second opinion." So God called another angel and sent her to
earth for a time too.

When the angel returned she went to God and said, "Yes, I'm afraid it's true. The earth is in decline. 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God decided to e-mail the 5 % who were good, to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.


Do you know what the e-mail said?


















No?















Okay, just checking. I didn't get one either and wondered what it said...

OK it may be kind of corny but I wanted to lighten the mood in here after some of the fights... er.... I mean cordial disargreements, in the "What is you opinion on gays thread."

Hmm...so God is internet savvy, huh? I wonder if he posts on JSH and what his handle might be??

That was good. And if you want know my opinion of gays...... I'm not gonna go there.

Thank you Anoasis

The angel of rain came to me with tears in her eyes
I asked her why she was crying
She replied, “I’m the maker of rain you doofus!”

The angel of light came to me with a sparkle in her eye
I asked her why she was so spry
She replied, “My very presence should illuminate you”

The angel of thunder came to me with a grumpy voice
I asked her why she’s so cantankerous
She rumbled back with a boom, “I’M NOT!”

The angel of flowers came to me budding with beauty
I asked her how she got to be so pretty
She replied, “It’s a blooming secret!”

The angel of love came to me filled with compassion
I asked her how she became so amorous
She replied, “Not by hanging around these forums I can tell you that much!”

The angel of death came to me unconscious
I asked her how she became so lifeless
She didn’t reply

That's good, but I had to turn the light on. I was sitting here in the dark.

thanxs anoasis, it made me laugh
very good very good James

The weaver of words wandered in and said,
"So sorry the sweater only somewhat suits you save the
the tailored tassles perfect for any talented tailcoater
trailing on the the words of a wiseman.


"blooming secret" James, I love to see you "dip" into "punnery"!

GOOD ONE Anoasis - got me on that one.

Nice, as usual Abra.

smiles all around tonight.

Memo from God
Fwd to .........................


Warning, to all "Good folk".

Your lease expires in twelve days , is non renewable, and I appreciate you utilising good sense, decorum, and for not stepping on the petunias.

A transportation vehicle will arrive at dawn, to collect you, your cat, and the sunflower seeds you borrowed off me, and you will reach your destination shortly before leaving.

Plese remain calm and keep all limbs inside the vehicle, and by all means tell your friends.........




YOU WERE RIGHT.

Kind regards...

god.


(we don't fluff with formalities here, lower case is fine)

I knew you got one Jess.

I can tell a child of god even from 12,000 miles away.

Did you see the coupon for the free playdough in the attachment?

Good morning... I read the attachment, and saw the coupons...it was wonderful to receive, and I almost didn't open it.
The amount of names that the memo was from, concerned me, and I thought it was spam mail..

Something I did notice in the mail, was no gender, no reference to thrones, nor any discussion of trials, rule books nor much else of anything really.

Jess

Can't believe I didn't get one

hmmm... must have been that dancin' on the petunias.... never could help myself...

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Abra

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Thanks to everyone- I'm glad nobody seems to mind when I have to get silly....