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You are grocery shopping. All of a sudden, you see me flying down the aisle in a grocery cart pushed by Gene Simmons. He is wearing a scuba tank, and I'm holding an open umbrella and a cactus. What's going on now?... 
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Prick for a prick and a pick up at the Newport Beach Vons.
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your going lobster hunting : )
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You are grocery shopping. All of a sudden, you see me flying down the aisle in a grocery cart pushed by Gene Simmons. He is wearing a scuba tank, and I'm holding an open umbrella and a cactus. What's going on now?...
That kitten souffl� that I ate before going to bed is giving me a nightmare. |
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Edited by
BrandNewJourney
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Thu 09/04/14 01:57 PM
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You are running late for the Zumba / Tanning / Scuba / BBQ class that will be held on the beach.
Mr Simmons is the reason you are so late BTW.. He had to stop and dance around in those god awful shorts right in the middle of main street. You would have left him behind but he had the keys 
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Shiiiiitttt...its a Party...
I scream stop! And jump on the end of the cart. |
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I have hilarious friends!!...
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Seriously though...We are not at all surprised at the sight.
It's not exactly the first time we have seen this you know I has become a weekly event and some have even began betting on what time the two of you will show up, running late again 
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Seriously though...We are not at all surprised at the sight. It's not exactly the first time we have seen this you know I has become a weekly event and some have even began betting on what time the two of you will show up, running late again
LOL...I am a late-bloomer...
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Oh so now you mention flowers
I think I just lost the bet
I didn't think you were bringing flowers too..OH wait!! You mean Gene
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Oh so now you mention flowers
I think I just lost the bet
I didn't think you were bringing flowers too..OH wait!! You mean Gene
I always bring flowers...just in case... 
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Oh so now you mention flowers
I think I just lost the bet
I didn't think you were bringing flowers too..OH wait!! You mean Gene
I always bring flowers...just in case...
 
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You are grocery shopping. All of a sudden, you see me flying down the aisle in a grocery cart pushed by Gene Simmons. He is wearing a scuba tank, and I'm holding an open umbrella and a cactus. What's going on now?...
Ahhh, the secret is the cactus. And he's not wearing SCUBA gear dear, that is his portable oxygen. The umbrella, of course, is so you can MaryPoppins around the guy when he falls, that is why you have the cart, sort of a..grocery ambulance. But the cactus tells the real story. You will be able to use the quills of the cactus to repel the advances he tries to make on you now that he is single. The end. |
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You are grocery shopping. All of a sudden, you see me flying down the aisle in a grocery cart pushed by Gene Simmons. He is wearing a scuba tank, and I'm holding an open umbrella and a cactus. What's going on now?...
Ahhh, the secret is the cactus. And he's not wearing SCUBA gear dear, that is his portable oxygen. The umbrella, of course, is so you can MaryPoppins around the guy when he falls, that is why you have the cart, sort of a..grocery ambulance. But the cactus tells the real story. You will be able to use the quills of the cactus to repel the advances he tries to make on you now that he is single. The end. LOL....
Thank you, Soufie...love it. A likely story...
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Bwah hah hah
You crack me up, Basha 
I would not be surprised at all because this how you Roll and with Gene, it's rock and roll, baby. So.. wise carrying a cactus cos when the security guy tries to intervene, you plan on chucking it at his groin and make a quick getaway Then Gene dives into the fish display and gets up close and personal with an octopus (which is premeditated on his part as he came prepared in the wet suit) and the umbrella protects you from the ensuing squirty mess 
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Bwah hah hah You crack me up, Basha
I would not be surprised at all because this how you Roll and with Gene, it's rock and roll, baby. So.. wise carrying a cactus cos when the security guy tries to intervene, you plan on chucking it at his groin and make a quick getaway Then Gene dives into the fish display and gets up close and personal with an octopus (which is premeditated on his part as he came prepared in the wet suit) and the umbrella protects you from the ensuing squirty mess
Haha! That is how I roll....
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You're about 6 weeks early for the annual Fetish and Freaks Ball...
So, just practicing? That, or am I really having a flashback? |
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You are grocery shopping. All of a sudden, you see me flying down the aisle in a grocery cart pushed by Gene Simmons. He is wearing a scuba tank, and I'm holding an open umbrella and a cactus. What's going on now?...
Because Gene walked in the store, smoking a cigar, he set off the store's fire alarm and sprinkler system. The umbrella, is to keep you dry. The shopping cart, is your make-do emergency vehicle. The cactus is your fire fighting equipment, as it is natures storage container for water... |
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Love all your answers, friends....lol
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JUST SAYIN........LOL 
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