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Topic: Pure BS.
willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Mon 09/01/14 12:26 PM Edited by willing2 on Mon 09/01/14 12:49 PM
What's your biggest BS story ya got? Here's an oldie. I'm so tough, I can roll a Bull Durham with one hand while riding bareback in a tornado.

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Mon 09/01/14 12:53 PM
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?”

sparkyae5 Joined Thu 03/28/13 Posts: 1595	Mon 09/01/14 01:24 PM Edited by sparkyae5 on Mon 09/01/14 01:28 PM
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD ''FIX HIM''-- LADIES ''WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET''

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Mon 09/01/14 01:37 PM
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD ''FIX HIM''-- LADIES ''WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET''

NoMindGamesPlease Joined Fri 07/25/14 Posts: 461	Mon 09/01/14 02:06 PM Edited by NoMindGamesPlease on Mon 09/01/14 02:05 PM


NoMindGamesPlease Joined Fri 07/25/14 Posts: 461	Mon 09/01/14 02:10 PM
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD ''FIX HIM''-- LADIES ''WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET'' The one on the right is cute.I have a feeling he likes long walks just like me. Keeper!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Mon 09/01/14 02:12 PM
Whenever those old nude pictures come back to haunt me people ask, "Hey you're that dude riding the dolphin, aren't you?"

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Mon 09/01/14 02:14 PM
Whenever those old nude pictures come back to haunt me people ask, "Hey you're that dude riding the dolphin, aren't you?" Uh...that's not a dolphin, babe....heehee

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Mon 09/01/14 02:27 PM
Whenever those old nude pictures come back to haunt me people ask, "Hey you're that dude riding the dolphin, aren't you?" Uh...that's not a dolphin, babe....heehee Thread Skipper

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Mon 09/01/14 02:47 PM
Whenever those old nude pictures come back to haunt me people ask, "Hey you're that dude riding the dolphin, aren't you?" Uh...that's not a dolphin, babe....heehee Thread Skipper

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Mon 09/01/14 07:51 PM
What's your biggest BS story ya got? That isn't political?

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Mon 09/01/14 08:00 PM
The other day I was driving to town and it started raining panties. I turned my wipers on and saw my exit in the distance. I had no money to pay the toll, so I handed the attendant 3 pairs of panties, and he smiled and let me go. Then I got elected president....I didn't make this up.

Criollo99 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 1676	Mon 09/01/14 08:00 PM
"This isn't personal!" lol

m3k4y Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 13122	Mon 09/01/14 08:08 PM
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD ''FIX HIM''-- LADIES ''WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET'' a man marries a woman expecting that she wont change but she does.. A woman marries a man expecting that he will change but he doesnt..lol

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Mon 09/01/14 08:08 PM
Presidents need to be briefed.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Mon 09/01/14 08:10 PM
Presidents need to be briefed. It was panties, not briefs...

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Mon 09/01/14 08:11 PM
Aint you a savy boxer!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Mon 09/01/14 08:12 PM
Aint you a savy boxer! ...with some junk in her trunks....hehe

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 09/01/14 08:13 PM
Hmmm..hmmm.ohhh.lol . my entire profile!!..lmao..

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Mon 09/01/14 08:16 PM
Aint you a savy boxer! ...with some junk in her trunks....hehe BAM!!!