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| Topic: Psychopaths. Dating nightmare or funny story? | |
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No worries mate.....might have trouble replying tonight business is busy..   Lovin that vibe man beats answering phones 
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I might be a moron but I am not lazy!
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I was talking to this guy a few years ago and asked him what he does and he replied "I'm a tourist coordinator." And this 3rd guy goes nuts and starts screaming "what?!? They come over here and blow **** up and havoc and **** and you tell people you help them?" I could not figure out why this idiot was so upset and then it clicked, he didn't know the difference from tourist and terrorist... It's times like that I fully understand why the world thinks of us Americans as lazy morons because those are the ones they meet.
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  Yeah, I would probably have a drink with that monster (I don't like beer), when he was in the cute n cuddly stage. BTW, cute n cuddly usually takes 4 months to wear off. Then I'd be kicking myself cuz he was, "just so funny, and made me laugh.".... 
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I was talking to this guy a few years ago and asked him what he does and he replied "I'm a tourist coordinator." And this 3rd guy goes nuts and starts screaming "what?!? They come over here and blow **** up and havoc and **** and you tell people you help them?" I could not figure out why this idiot was so upset and then it clicked, he didn't know the difference from tourist and terrorist... It's times like that I fully understand why the world thinks of us Americans as lazy morons because those are the ones they meet. That is sad and funny at the same time. |
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I knew this guy for a while before we went out one night, and he told me he could levitate. I thought he was kidding, but he got pissed. He said that every night when he gets home, he floats outside around his yard for about an hour. I laughed my *** off at his story, then told him to take me home. When we got to my house, I told him to float me to the front door. He said he had to get going...lmao!!!
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I can levitate for short periods of time.
Well ok...some call it "jumping". |
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I can literally levitate. Seriously I do it alot and I can get up high in the air! For a long time too, I can usually levitate for a few hours at a time depending on how much gas I put in the helicopter!
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