"Are you reading my mind? Seriously, though if you are reading my mind you gotta stop! That's not cool! I will call the police!" That was one of the worst first date conversations I've ever had, she insisted we meet in a bar then called me an alcoholic for going to a bar before the sun was down. After I told her it wasn't working out she began sending seductive messages to my friend, he was upset since he was newly married and his wife found them, before he did. What is your worst date ever? If it was with me, I just want to warn everyone ahead of time she's totally lying...

I had one earlier this year where she said that she didn't really like Scottish people and she sat there counting how many pints of beer that I drank. I realised pretty quickly that she wasn't my type and she wasn't going to be any fun, so I guess that I wasn't giving a crap and as we were in a pub and the date was a dead loss I may as well get hammered.

I went on a date with a guy not too long ago. We went to a movie then to some bars in town. He talked the whole way through the movie (I hate that), then hardly said a word when we ate. Then in the bars he didn't drink much and went in a huff when I said I didn't want to go out and watch him smoke.

Of coarse he farted the entire way through the movie! He ate at taco bell! You're lucky he didn't ruin the theater seat! I was on a date and had grown my hair out to 18 inches to donate to locks of love (they make hair for kids going through chemo) and my date and I went to a thai place, so she was kinda looking at me like "seriously?!" To begin with which made me nervous so I began to drink (much like my new Scottish friend I agree all is not lost if I can still lose myself) and the waitress comes over and walks up behind me and says "can I get you ladies anything?" "oh I'm so sorry sir! Don't worry sir, long hairs suits you!" But I knew it did not suit me, some guys look great with flowing long hair, I however do not. I was still a little emasculated that she thought I was a woman, I mean I have shoulders like a linebacker! Anyway my date was watching me get very drunk to take the nerves away. She rightfully decided I was not driving (not that I was trying) and she drove me to her house, where even in my drunken state I quickly realized she was married, so I slept on their couch with them upstairs. She told her husband I was her friends date that got too drunk and in the middle of the night she tried to "came visit" me on the couch. It was bizarre.

well they didn't have a smiley that fit my emotions right that minute, if they had a gorgeous man with flowing red hair getting mistaken by a thai waitress for a woman I would have been all over it!

Everything going well at first, then she drops the "N" word and starts spouting anti-semitic garbage.

(Realizing my lilty voice date with the cute little accent was a raging BIGOT.)

My worst date...we go to a party at his friends house in an airplane hanger. I know not a soul. I'm having a good time, things are rocking on and he starts drinking straight vodka from a mason jar. Yep, he gets extremely drunk about an hour into the date. So the fool is now needing to go to the bathroom and can't walk, his friends ask me to help him, once we are outside he falls to the ground and pulls me down with him. I picked myself up, brushed off the rocks, dirt and grass and politely left him where he laid. Next morning he calls me and tells me, that he dodged a bullet with me because he now knows that I'm insensitive! Wth??? Lol!!!

I went out with a cop who I had previously dated years before but who had moved. HE showed up in town and we went out, just as old friends to dinner, during which time he gloated about the 'low life' he apprehends,,yada yada yada,,,

after dinner,,,

he told me how much he knew I had missed and wanted him and how we were gonna get it on later

he had found out that I was talking to someone that I was planning to be married to and he assured me I would always be his regardless, he talked himself into a frenzy over the idea that I was actually considering 'belonging' to someone else , and then he reached over and grabbed my throat,,,

very pleasant night that was,, NOT,, freaking narcissist,,,

Well its a toss up, this one was pretty bad...
I figured I would go into the AK (Alaska) biding some contrats and chasing some border beaver while I'm at it, good idea, right? NOT! Well it starts out good but I didn't realize it would be 6 months of 'darkness' in the winter.
I mean I wouldn't have had a one night stand had I known it was going to be 6 months.
I just remember trying to leave in the middle of the night and her yelling, where do you think your going? You said you were going to stay the night!!! And I'm like " well when's the night over then?...."not for at least another three months
so get back in here and snuggle me I'm cold..and you can do something else for me in a minute too.

Anyways long story short, in the morning I head back to the BC and she's crying and I get this note saying "please find it in your heart to give me and the kids a call.

Date # 2 they came down to this pretty little west coast town where I'm working as their on the way back to Washington state to live, harmless right? NOT!!!


So the kids are just brats all day as we told them all three of them to SIT ON THE BENCH AND DON'T MOVE.
then we made a call..I payed a couple of passer byes $20 to be a witness and got married on this gazebo.





She looked nice, casual summer light blue flower patterned dress ,knees length with pumps.
So we head to a restaurant with kids in tow and I can here
the 8 yr old quietly ask the 6 yr old twins "why is Mom wearing her pajamas. ..lol and I hear this and start laughing..
I said she thinks your wearing your pajamas. .lol so she freaks out and starts crying as she driving.

In the restaurant things start well then the waitress sits in the booth next to me a couple of times talking to us which upsets her and said she was hitting on me. She leaves my in the restaurant to pay, Shes P...off, we get back, she takes the kids and dog into the bedroom and locks me out to sleep on the couch..lol
That 'date was a lot shorter than the First one in the AK.
The best and worst things in life are most spontaneous.

~the world as I know it through pony blinders~
"...and so castles made of sand slip into the sea...Eeeee..ventually"
~Jimmy Hendrix~

How cops get married I have no clue. Hell for a cop a little throat grab after talking himself into a frenzy is like foreplay! I gotta say I've shared a few of my worst dates but my worst experience getting hit on was with 5 cops... I would given anything to trade night sticks for bad pickup lines that night.

I was dating a guy on christmas. He came over, as I couldn't fly home and I didn't wanted be alone on that day.

We eat and drink and watched movies. I went to the bathroom and when I came back, he was completely naked and was lying on my bed.

Wait though, what movie were you guys watching? He sounds like one of those guys that is unsure of himself and likes to take his time and do things right. But in reality he sounds like a total creeper, the only thing he could have done creepier was if when you walked out from the bathroom if he asked "number 1 or number 2?" All seductive like. I hope you kicked him out without giving him time to get dressed, he can put his underwear on backwards in the dark outside for his behavior.

I would have atleast had a christmas stocking on it like this is my christmas gift, or been under the tree possibly both. But I'm a romantic.

I had recently moved to South Carolina and was bartending on a Casino ship and I met a waitress who seemed very nice and offered to show me around the area. I agreed and the next night we went to a mexican restaurant and went for a romantic walk on the beach and talked for hours, we stayed up all night The next morning at work as we where exiting the ship about 30 guys from a motorcycle gang pulled up, she walked up to this huge guy kissed him and jumped on the back of his bike and they all rode off. My fellow workers told me it was her long time boyfriend.

I went on a blind date. The first thing that happened was my date tripped over a low wall and fell flat at my feet. Turns out he was slightly drunk. He also got us lost en route, leaving me worried for my life in a strange part of town. But all ended well :)

I was dating someone who has a hormonal imbalance. I didn't know when we first started dating that he had to give himself testosterone shots. that made him aggressive and looking for trouble. we had gone to a bday party at my cousin's. my cousin saw my boyfriend finding fault with me and he wanted to call him out on it.
in order to keep peace, I took my boyfriend home. he was doing his damndest to provoke a fight even if it was with me. he kept finding fault and came very close to me punching him.
when I dropped him off, he was wanting to be affectionate. I told him no. that pizzed him off even more.
he said he had a gift for me. and tried to give me a silver bracelet. I was so hurt and furious by then and said, why would you possibly think I want a reminder of this awful day?
he came after me. I thought for sure he was going to beat the hell out of me.
instead what he did was snap the bracelet in little pieces.

never actually been to any date :/

Well..just 1hr ago... nothing like their picture.. and she wants to get upset..
.. because I say !!thanks but no thanks..
... why do people misrepresent themselves...WHYYYYYY...
.. tired of wasting my time.....
. and energy... and money..on. ..women... who say they're a size 8.
. but really it's more like a 14...if you are a 14.. then say that...
. show that.. don't show me a picture of you when you were a size 8..
Wtf...

I met a guy at Starbucks. He talked about himself and what he should do about his school throughout two hours. I literally got about 5 words in. Thank God I had to meet a girlfriend for dinner.

I texted him the next day to let him know that I wasn't interested in another date. Then he got nasty and left some not nice messages on my phone.