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Topic: Why are you single ?
bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 09/04/14 05:11 PM
I poop a lot. WAY ...Belongs in "Mysterious Phenomena & Paranormal" Forum..... lol....

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Thu 09/04/14 05:13 PM
Still a crappy reason for being single.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Thu 09/04/14 05:16 PM
She's a psycho.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 09/04/14 05:21 PM
He's a train wreck.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Thu 09/04/14 05:23 PM


Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Thu 09/04/14 05:35 PM
Sounds like the perfect match :-)

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Thu 09/04/14 07:47 PM
I'm single, because the wimmins just don't realise what a great catch I am.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 09/04/14 07:55 PM
.. I ask myself that question every day.. .. do I dress nice ..hmm..yes . do I smell good.. lifts his arm takes a sniff of pit ..yes .okk.. wow!!.. maybe... I could use a shower right now..lol .. am i friendly and polite..hmm... sure.. .. am I . approachable...hmm.... well I am 6 foot 4.in... and my friends say I always look .. a little too serious... like I'm always thinking of something deep... .hmmm.... shakes his head.. here's a rattling noise... nothing deep right now..lol.... .. so what is it.... what's making me.. ..hmm.. what's keeping me.. from meeting someone.... oh yeah I'm. naive and shy... that's right..

Rubicat Joined Sun 07/20/14 Posts: 103	Fri 09/05/14 10:18 AM
I am single because I am to damn tired to go out after work plus reading the forum posts keeps me too busy! Also I tend to be attracted to the wrong type of men so maybe I should stay single

Rubicat Joined Sun 07/20/14 Posts: 103	Fri 09/05/14 10:19 AM
I am single because I am to damn tired to go out after work plus reading the forum posts keeps me too busy! Also I tend to be attracted to the wrong type of men so maybe I should stay single

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Fri 09/05/14 10:20 AM
beause new journey broke me when she locked me in the trunk

r_shorty_87 Joined Wed 09/03/14 Posts: 6	Fri 09/05/14 10:27 AM
I'm single because there's too many DOGS out there that ONLY want SEX & NOT a REAL COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP!!

Hopeful Romantic Joined Mon 08/10/09 Posts: 60	Fri 09/05/14 12:11 PM
im single because....im waiting for mr perfect to knock on my door but i think he has lost my address

jayneiniowa Joined Thu 06/12/14 Posts: 31	Fri 09/05/14 05:41 PM
I'm single because I'm too picky.

Yuniksha Joined Sat 08/30/14 Posts: 20	Fri 09/05/14 05:47 PM
I'm single because I'm a magnet to heartbreakers

sixela83 Joined Fri 09/05/14 Posts: 4	Fri 09/05/14 09:50 PM
Because I like being single! Until someone comes into my life I just can not live with out I plan on staying that way!

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Fri 09/05/14 10:05 PM
ohhh...I dont think I am anymore

FunnyJ Joined Mon 08/25/14 Posts: 426	Sat 09/06/14 12:59 AM
I'm single because I irritate my gfs. I'm what this post is all about.

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 09/06/14 01:04 AM
I'm single because I irritate my gfs. I'm what this thread is all about. Fixed that for you, funny guy.

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 09/06/14 01:04 AM Edited by fleta_n_mach on Sat 09/06/14 01:09 AM
.. I ask myself that question every day.. .. do I dress nice ..hmm..yes . do I smell good.. lifts his arm takes a sniff of pit ..yes .okk.. wow!!.. maybe... I could use a shower right now..lol .. am i friendly and polite..hmm... sure.. .. am I . approachable...hmm.... well I am 6 foot 4.in... and my friends say I always look .. a little too serious... like I'm always thinking of something deep... .hmmm.... shakes his head.. here's a rattling noise... nothing deep right now..lol.... .. so what is it.... what's making me.. ..hmm.. what's keeping me.. from meeting someone.... oh yeah I'm. naive and shy... that's right.. Don't know when "she's" soaping you up in the shower, you gotta stay still with a gentle kiss to thank her? Me? eh, they say, "you're too smart."