i have. but im keeping it my secret.

Spent 5 hours in a Tijuana jail once.

I have for half a joint and got 10 hours community service.What a joke

Many times, since the age of 15, for political protests. I kept thinking, "where's my freedom of speech?" I guess at 15 we don't know better?

Nah, I still think, "where's my freedom of speech!" True story!

Yeah, a few times for daft stuff when I was younger. The cops found a knife in my pocket once and although I was just given a one year good behaviour bond thing for that I forgot to appear in court when the year was up and they put out a warrant for me and I had to spend the night before new year's eve in the cells, listening to a bunch of arseholes in the other cells that didn't shut up all night. Then in the morning they handcuffed me to a sex offender and took me in a van to court to be told that I was free to go because I hadn't been in any bother with the law for a year anyway.

I decided it would be funny to turn the

"Rancho Viejo Police Station" into the

"ancho Vie Police Station" (yes spelled wrong but still phonetically "anchovy")


It made the paper. After initial arrest, I just had to pay restitution and 20hrs C.S. (I think they just wanted the publicity to die.)

Well I have a record.
When I was 13 I ran away from home.
All in disguise, I was on the bus, got clear
to Winnemucca, Nevada from Oakland, California.
It was 3am, the cops stopped the bus, went down
the aisle, poked the flashlight in my face 'Is
your name blah blah'? I said no..

They went down the aisle and came back to me
'What IS your name?' I said it, it was a letter
off what they had said. I am very literal :-)
Two big bruisers lifted me up under each arm
and carried me off to jail.
They called my Dad, I heard it, he said throw
her in jail to teach her a lesson.
I was the only female in there.
The jail was separated on the 2nd floor, women
on one side, men on the other, in full view
of each other.

The men are all 'Hey honey, let's break out' stuff
like that, and I was giving as good as I got. It was
quite funny. The next morning (it was really cold
with no blanket) they set breakfast down in front
of this wee window in the door, I lined up with
it and kicked it across to the men's side. They
very much appreciated this :-)

Later, the police hollered up to me to come down
as my parents were there. I am cursing like a
13 year old who knows no bad words, saying
"Well let me out.'
They said 'It's open.'
They had never even locked the cell door!!!
I was most pizzed.
I said good-bye to all the crooks and sauntered out.

I decided a life of crime was not for me.
Too cold.

I'm just going to say yes and leave it at that.... And no it wasn't for being to funny

yes, yes and yes.......but op if your keeping it secret so am I.

Yes. 'Nuff said...

Yes.
Ever been in a Turkish prison..Billy?
Def nuff said.

You forgot to say

"spread em"!

*slaps handcuffs on you"...Feel better?

Watches intently! ....at handcuff action

Yes, I have been once for mistaken identity. They were looking for my doppelganger.

Being honest, Yes I have been a couple of times. Misdemeanor offenses.

"ever been arrested?"

We Melmacians don't get arrested.
Instead, we volunteer to be in police line-ups.

Handcuff pervert...

Haha! So cute. But, what did Marvin the Martian do?...

Yeah but I broke the bed posts trying to escape.

Would I be considered a goody two shoes cause I'd have to say no.....