And if they ever build a pediphile museum will the burger king from the current commercials be in it. He's creepy.

Hot -- all I want is a minute hand! Or something digital, although might be asking for too much....

Bry -- Cletus Awreetus and "Eat That Question" come to mind. Still looking for the "Hot" and "Rats" faucets....

CCP -- 16,000+ posts....I think you may have the record! Something to shoot for, anyway! If you stopped posting today, I could catch you by February of 2047. Maybe. Although most of them would still be about how the locals won't talk to me....! ("Variations on a Theme"!)



LHB -- I remember being in a Hardee's once, in a college town called Normal, IL, many years ago. The whole place was filled with these little persnickety flies buzzing around like there was a carcass of some sort on the premises -- they had another Hardee's nearer to me a few years back, but it closed pretty quickly and now it's a Kentucky Fried Panda....

And why is it when you go to walmart they have 27 cash registers but only two are open and its an hour to checkout my 654 items or less? I make better time waiting at the bank or my department of motor vehicles.

And why is it that people from chicago think everyone from joliet married their sister? Don't they realize that's illegal and immoral and its their second cousin they married and not their sister?

LHB -- That is so totally true here, too -- The main Wal-Mart I go to probably has 30 registers, 2 will be open (and they are always right next to each other and the checkout girls are trying to hide) -- then there are 6 or 8 "self-checkout" lanes but they are always out of order ("the change dispensers are jammed" is always the explanation).

One of the "10 Items Or Less" registers has its light on but nobody is there. The greeter is passed out and scrunched up inside a cart with one wheel missing, his vest halfway covering his forlorn face.

When you finally get to buy the stuff and leave the store, you're accosted by six screaming kids wanting you to buy a .05-ounce candy bar for $4.00, for some obscure charity you've never heard of ("Prosthetic Tentacles For Injured Jellyfish") and if you don't buy at least one, they follow you to your car and puncture your tires with pitchforks.

They almost never do that stuff at the DMV....

I'm over 5000

Where's my prize?

Mmmmmmm....I've got a special prize for you, Romeoooo...!!!

Hey lex. The women from your area are not "snobs"and don't want to talk to you. They are very productive, hard working meth moms trying to support their kids and their brothers kids (cause he's doing "5" for some trumped up breaking and entering charge in kankakee) by taking her quicky mart check and gambling it at the river boat casino! Its not that she doesn't want to talk to you, she can't afford to talk to you because she had to sell her pc to get her dad out of jail again for beating his girlfreind. And any money she gets goes to keep x-boxes and air jordans, I mean food on the table (lucky charms and pop tarts) for the 11 kids. Man don't be so hard on those women in your area!

Yeah, I guess I never really got to see that side of it -- well, except for my ex-wife's family, but they were from Indianastan. I guess hard times are everywhere, huh?

I guess that also explains the "Proud Parent Of A Meth Addict" bumper stickers all over town....

Prosthetic tentacles for injured jellyfish. My sides are sore!"But mister they're only four dollars and I swear I didn't spit in it or wipe a booger on the wrapper!". "cmon creepy old man buy one!"

There is nothing more tragic than a jellyfish on crutches.

No, wait, I just thought of something worse....

Did you see any more of my posts elsewhere today on the orange penis and blue balls?

Mmmmmmm....I've got a special prize for you, Romeoooo...!!!

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oh Bay

Willie cents baited all to comment on what is intimacy. Check it out.

Congrats romeo.5070something posts. Tell me my man whatre ya gonna do when all these girls you flirt with on here find out about your 15 girlfreinds you have?

lex, no one ever win even a door prize over it

Hey, Frank, I think it's about time we changed that situation!

LHB -- Agree totally on the "ultimatum" thing. I'm not so sure about carving up the antelope because we don't have too many of those here. I'm thinking about hunting some jellyfish though.

As for the joke on the other thread, I thought it was pretty self-explanatory! But I suppose you would have to be familiar with Cheetos and Baywatch....

Happy 5000th post I always enjoy your words and humor

So lex I gotta problem. I had a girl e mail me. She's got one of those pictures you hate so much. She's in a picture with a bunch of her freinds. The thing is is that they are all beefy guys and I can't tell which one is her! Can you help?