hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa you gotta deal!!!! By the way......gimme the blanket!!!!

Gypsy....you agreed to the butt not the back of the knees, which is the best place to warm your feet up anyway! LOL

Who wants to put their feet on a hairy old butt anyway?

all men need to have their butt waxed!!! Its only gentlemanly!!!

ahhhhhh now pulling that off would be true intimacy!!!

no kissing it after you pull the wax off would be true intimacy..

to each their own !!!

I only say that because I know you have to wash before you can wax....LMAO

So I show up at the doctors office tell doc I got an embarassing problem. He says he's seen it all. So I pull down my pants and show him a bright orange penis and dayglo blue balls. He jumps back in shock. Then he starts to examine them saying "I've never seen this before!" so he asks me about my diet which is good and ruled out. Then he asks me if I use any drugs. No that's ruled out. Then he asks me if I'm promiscuous, my sex life no that gets ruled out. Asks me if I'm sleeping with college coed house painters. "cmon doc that's not funny. I got a problem here! He says "I'm stumped and amazed at this. I can't figure this out. Tell me kyle when you get off work and go home what do you do in your spare time?" I said "well doc I go home and relax have a beer, eat cheetos, watch baywatch, but my freinds keep coming over and bothering me."

um...ok ...now i feel stupid....


i missed something?

Is holding your lady's hair out of the toilet after she's drank too much being intimate?

no, unless your intention is to be concerned on that level, any action , is just an action...whether it be an act of kindness or appropriate behaviour in a given situation...it's the motive that qualifies whether it is intimacy or not.


jmo

I suppose...you could call it that..
But that wouldn't be my first choice of words..
EEEEEEEEeeeewwwwwww....
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My penis got orange because I was sitting around eating cheetos brand corn snacks (bright orange-residue gets on fingers) and masterbating while watching the tv show baywatch with pamela anderson bouncing around in her bikini. But I never came to climax because my annoying freinds kept coming over and bothering me which gave me the blue balls. I never in my life thought I'd ever have to explain that joke.

Which is funnier? The joke or the explaination? Which came first the chicken or the egg salad sandwich?

Got my butt waxed.

For me first it's a mental attraction,and moves to emotional,then spiritual and if the sense of humor and communication are there,then they have captured my mind and heart.

willy I think you are a very intimate man I mean really what man would take a lady to a romantic dinner,a broadway show,and then fly her to Paris on a first date.

All from the comfort of your living room in wyoming.

Intimacy for me symbolises Trust and Trust is the key in whatever relationship you may have..