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Topic: I Invented The Internet
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Tue 07/01/14 11:20 PM
in Echo Park, CA (a community of Los Angeles) on June 2, 1967 (very nearly a year before I was born). So......What YOU been doin?

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3449	Tue 07/01/14 11:24 PM
It's CLASSIFIED.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Tue 07/01/14 11:26 PM
forgot about extended statute of limitations preparing for eminent assassination

Tryztan Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 273	Tue 07/01/14 11:29 PM
I set up a sanctuary and cared for bears in Australia for 50 years. I guess you could say I had the proper Koalafications to do so.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Tue 07/01/14 11:30 PM
I set up a sanctuary and cared for bears in Australia for 50 years. I guess you could say I had the proper Koalafications to do so. .....I'll even forego the pun!!! Outstanding!

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Tue 07/01/14 11:35 PM
magnets, i tell ya, magnets...there's unlimited power contained in them.... i have been steadily working in my laboratory (since 1950) to harness that power and drive the gears of a new world with free energy....

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Tue 07/01/14 11:41 PM
I appreciate it and hope the lawyers have it worked out....it WAS your idea but......love the $$$$ we made after introducing magnets to refrigerators!!!

Tanzy14 Joined Sat 06/14/14 Posts: 1672	Tue 07/01/14 11:43 PM
You are how old op.....

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Tue 07/01/14 11:46 PM
<-------invented dirt too

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Wed 07/02/14 02:31 PM
in Echo Park, CA (a community of Los Angeles) on June 2, 1967 (very nearly a year before I was born). So......What YOU been doin? i invented breast exams

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Wed 07/02/14 02:37 PM
in Echo Park, CA (a community of Los Angeles) on June 2, 1967 (very nearly a year before I was born). So......What YOU been doin? i invented breast exams ...

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45439	Wed 07/02/14 02:53 PM
i invented breast exams Ah hah!! (Always wondered who to blame for that little indignity.)

d__u__b Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 15048	Wed 07/02/14 03:03 PM
i invented zee boolshite. many of you owe me royalties.

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Wed 07/02/14 03:26 PM
Not possible,Al Gore invented the Internet,he's even said so himself!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45439	Wed 07/02/14 03:31 PM
i invented zee boolshite. many of you owe me royalties. hahahahaha (I must have a HUGE IOU.)

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Wed 07/02/14 03:54 PM
Who was the genius who invented the speculum ??? No idea, but the real genius was the person who remembered to warm the damn things up before inserting....

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 07/02/14 03:54 PM
I have been stockpiling.. rare earth minerals.. one piece at a time... . when I come across a piece.. I put it in my pocket... drive out to the vast Pit where I keep the stockpile... and toss it on the pile.. .. it is quite the collection.. worth a pretty penny by now..hmm... copper. ..

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Wed 07/02/14 03:54 PM
I invented the red pig fish.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45439	Wed 07/02/14 03:59 PM
I invented the sand locker. Just down the beach from where I live, I store all my extra sand. I am hoping it takes off like cryogenics.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24723	Wed 07/02/14 04:02 PM
Who WOULDN'T want to watch?