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Topic: Questionable Quotations
Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Tue 07/01/14 06:52 AM
�The internet is a great way to get on the net.� - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

mikeyspace4691 Joined Tue 02/04/14 Posts: 1862	Tue 07/01/14 07:04 AM
Wish you were a beer..

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Tue 07/01/14 07:09 AM
The handwriting on the wall may be a forgery. --Ralph Hodgson

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Tue 07/01/14 07:14 AM
�I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.� - Greg Norman, Golfer

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 07/01/14 07:46 AM Edited by Torgo70 on Tue 07/01/14 07:47 AM
"I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me." - John Waters

Kaleijoscope Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 3319	Tue 07/01/14 08:01 AM
"practice makes perfect... But then again,..nobody is perfect,.. So,.. Why practice?" (Ai-Ai)

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Tue 07/01/14 08:06 AM
"practice makes perfect... But then again,..nobody is perfect,.. So,.. Why practice?" (Ai-Ai) Never heard this one, but I like it. How have you been K?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24705	Tue 07/01/14 08:13 AM
A Tree! - Sonny Bono

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Tue 07/01/14 08:32 AM Edited by MariahsFantasy on Tue 07/01/14 08:32 AM
Joel I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds and the women just pop them out." -Jessica "the scholar" Alba

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Tue 07/01/14 08:35 AM
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life." -Brooke Shields

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Tue 07/01/14 08:54 AM
�I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.� - Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24705	Tue 07/01/14 09:02 AM
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." G. W. Bush

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Tue 07/01/14 09:12 AM
�I think war is a dangerous place.� - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Tue 07/01/14 09:19 AM
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, "fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."" -George W. Bush

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Tue 07/01/14 09:21 AM
�You guys, line up alphabetically by height.� - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24705	Tue 07/01/14 10:35 AM Edited by Beachfarmer on Tue 07/01/14 10:36 AM
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? Steven Wright

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 07/01/14 10:44 AM
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, "fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."" -George W. Bush

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24705	Tue 07/01/14 11:03 AM Edited by Beachfarmer on Tue 07/01/14 11:32 AM
That Gynecologist is so dumb, he thought a vulva was a Swedish sportscar, and an umbilical chord was part of a parachute. -Unknown

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 07/01/14 11:33 AM
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known" ~ Walt Disney

gayita Joined Fri 06/27/14 Posts: 1	Tue 07/01/14 12:00 PM
Don't put it off. Procrastinate, today. Ellen DeGeneres