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Topic: Questionable Quotations
RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Mon 06/30/14 02:02 PM
Don't put it off. Procrastinate, today. Ellen DeGeneres

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3442	Mon 06/30/14 02:10 PM
It ain't over 'til it's over. - Yogi Berra

RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Mon 06/30/14 04:07 PM
Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well. - Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 06/30/14 04:12 PM
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI. "unknown"

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 06/30/14 04:15 PM
"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything." Paris Hilton

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 06/30/14 06:32 PM
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3442	Mon 06/30/14 06:37 PM
"If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there." "Pair up in threes." "The future ain't what it used to be. " Yogi Berra

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 06/30/14 06:39 PM
"I never really wanted to go to Japan. I don't like eating fish, and I hear that's very popular in Africa." Britney Spears

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 06/30/14 06:40 PM
"I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can't take that away from me, 'cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can't sing, it's kind of like insulting God." Fregie

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 06/30/14 06:42 PM
it's better to give than to receive.. probably some dude it is better to receive then to give. probably some chick. .

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Mon 06/30/14 06:52 PM
"Everyone can write a cliche. What's rare is to write them often and unashamedly enough that people quote it as if it's some deep shiitt." ― Jimmy Lo

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 06/30/14 06:55 PM
"You never hear the good things about taking cocaine. Some people are just bad at taking drugs." Lily Allen

RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Mon 06/30/14 08:27 PM
Drug test? What kind of drugs are we testing? Tommy Chong

candylithium Joined Tue 08/13/13 Posts: 23	Mon 06/30/14 08:30 PM
" Never expect anything from anyone. That way, you are never disappointed". Slyvia Plath

Areil Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 52	Tue 07/01/14 03:15 AM
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" Bill Clinton If you like your health insurance...You can keep your health insurance" Barack Obama

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Tue 07/01/14 05:58 AM
'tis easier to fool people than to convince them they've been fooled.' Mark Twain

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Tue 07/01/14 06:01 AM
"Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf." -Will Rogers

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Tue 07/01/14 06:26 AM
"Lets get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Lets get THAT straight. Crack is whack." Whitney Houston

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Tue 07/01/14 06:37 AM
"So Barack Obama made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010...So you know what that means?...Even Obama is doing WORSE under Obama!" -- Jay Leno

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Tue 07/01/14 06:38 AM
Democracy is not freedom, its two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for lunch. Freedom is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Judge Napolitano