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Don't put it off. Procrastinate, today.
Ellen DeGeneres |
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It ain't over 'til it's over. - Yogi Berra
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Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well. - Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI. "unknown"
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"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."
Paris Hilton |
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey |
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"If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there."
"Pair up in threes." "The future ain't what it used to be. " Yogi Berra |
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"I never really wanted to go to Japan. I don't like eating fish, and I hear that's very popular in Africa."
Britney Spears |
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"I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can't take that away from me, 'cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can't sing, it's kind of like insulting God."
Fregie |
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it's better to give than to receive..
probably some dude it is better to receive then to give. probably some chick. . 
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"Everyone can write a cliche. What's rare is to write them often and unashamedly enough that people quote it as if it's some deep shiitt."
― Jimmy Lo |
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"You never hear the good things about taking cocaine. Some people are just bad at taking drugs."
Lily Allen |
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Drug test? What kind of drugs are we testing?
Tommy Chong |
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" Never expect anything from anyone. That way, you are never disappointed".
Slyvia Plath |
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
Bill Clinton If you like your health insurance...You can keep your health insurance" Barack Obama |
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'tis easier to fool people than to convince them they've been fooled.' Mark Twain
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"Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf." -Will Rogers
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"Lets get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Lets get THAT straight. Crack is whack."
Whitney Houston |
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"So Barack Obama made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010...So you know what that means?...Even Obama is doing WORSE under Obama!" -- Jay Leno
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Democracy is not freedom, its two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for lunch. Freedom is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Judge Napolitano
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