Topic: When you just want the sausage....
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Thu 06/19/14 02:56 PM

Vous avez raison, ma beaut� !!drinker

Viva la bacon :-)

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Thu 06/19/14 02:58 PM


An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?

What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners.

To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households.

What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage?


I want the pigsurprised ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it...ohwell

Hi BB!!waving flowerforyou :heart:


((((Leigh)))) waving flowerforyou

Not at all...one thing (of many), have admired. Will always admire..is your honesty.

I want the 21st century pig. Who puts the seat down, helps around the house, folds his own socks and takes turn cooking. Not sure about the cohabiting but as for everything else...definitely.

I was on a date a couple of weeks ago with someone that was definitely pig. He even asked whether I cooked. I said yes, but as a pescetarian, I don't eat meat (other than fish and seafood), ne was defo disappointed. Oh well...

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Thu 06/19/14 03:07 PM

your friend probly wants this kinda guy:

http://m.xojane.com/issues/feminism-men-practical-steps

and I want more than just the sausage, but no way would I settle for a pig.


Me too. I would always strive for some sort of middle ground

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Thu 06/19/14 03:10 PM


I want the pigsurprised ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it...ohwell

Hi BB!!waving flowerforyou :heart:

Likewise, I want the whole damn pig.
Mud and all.
One gets more sausage that way.


Sausage, bacon, chops, ribs, loin, leg, belly...all the things that make up the whole pitchfork

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Thu 06/19/14 03:13 PM
I love sausage when it ages 90 days.......flowers

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Thu 06/19/14 03:15 PM



I want the pigsurprised ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it...ohwell

Hi BB!!waving flowerforyou :heart:

Likewise, I want the whole damn pig.
Mud and all.
One gets more sausage that way.


Sausage, bacon, chops, ribs, loin, leg, belly...all the things that make up the whole pitchfork


Mouth watering!drool

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Thu 06/19/14 03:16 PM

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Thu 06/19/14 03:16 PM

I love sausage when it ages 90 days.......flowers


Don't bogart my thread Tanzy laugh

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Thu 06/19/14 03:18 PM




I think this is where she (my work colleague) was coming from

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Thu 06/19/14 03:19 PM


I love sausage when it ages 90 days.......flowers


Don't bogart my thread Tanzy laugh


My baaaaaad it was so open for a little pun........drool

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Thu 06/19/14 03:22 PM



I love sausage when it ages 90 days.......flowers


Don't bogart my thread Tanzy laugh


My baaaaaad it was so open for a little pun........drool


Yea but I left it wide open for sausage euphemisms lol.

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Thu 06/19/14 03:32 PM

even if you just want the sausage, there are so many healthy alternatives out there nowadays.

good thing Im not Jewish. Whole nother can o worms.



You aren't kosher.......oops

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Thu 06/19/14 03:33 PM

even if you just want the sausage, there are so many healthy alternatives out there nowadays.

good thing Im not Jewish. Whole nother can o worms.


I'm pescetarian so well versed on meat free alternatives. So my 'pig' is never pork and my sausage is never really....sad laugh

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Thu 06/19/14 03:38 PM



An acquaintance in work has this saying. It goes 'why settle for the pig when you can have the sausage'?

What she means by this is that while she wants someone in her life, she just can't see herself living with someone again and (worse case scenario) turning into someone who picks up his socks, puts the toilet seat down after him and makes his dinners.

To a certain extent, I agree. In the here and now, despite wanting a relationship, for various reasons, I can't see myself living with someone again and turning into a reincarnation of a 21st century Stepford wife - and I know relationships don't have to be that way but I am of a certain age and a nurturer so for me, I do have Stepford wife tendencies.... Which is why I can see myself in a committed relationship but living in separate households.

What about you? Do you want the pig or the sausage?


I want the pigsurprised ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it...ohwell

Hi BB!!waving flowerforyou :heart:


((((Leigh)))) waving flowerforyou

Not at all...one thing (of many), have admired. Will always admire..is your honesty.

I want the 21st century pig. Who puts the seat down, helps around the house, folds his own socks and takes turn cooking. Not sure about the cohabiting but as for everything else...definitely.

I was on a date a couple of weeks ago with someone that was definitely pig. He even asked whether I cooked. I said yes, but as a pescetarian, I don't eat meat (other than fish and seafood), ne was defo disappointed. Oh well...


Aww, thank you B & B:heart: ...I feel the same about you!....This man's disappointment will be another man treasure trove!...flowerforyou

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Thu 06/19/14 03:41 PM



I want the pig surprised ...I want to cook and clean and fold his socks and spoon with him...Pitiful isn't it...ohwell

Hi BB!!waving flowerforyou :heart:

Likewise, I want the whole damn pig.
Mud and all.
One gets more sausage that way.


Sausage, bacon, chops, ribs, loin, leg, belly...all the things that make up the whole pitchfork


OH MY drool drool bigsmile

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Thu 06/19/14 03:48 PM
Brekky time!!!!!!!!!!


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Thu 06/19/14 03:51 PM

Brekky time!!!!!!!!!!




Are those brown eggs?:angel:

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Thu 06/19/14 03:57 PM
Yeah, I'm not racist

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Thu 06/19/14 03:58 PM
Edited by mikey5360 on Thu 06/19/14 03:59 PM
I hope you are practicing safe sex?


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Thu 06/19/14 03:59 PM

Yeah, I'm not racist


Then shouldn't there be one of each?....