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What would be a funny or strange first question you would send, or have been sent or would like to send.
I got one that said simply Do you take sugar in your coffee, if so how much |
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I'd like to say to a woman at some point, "Would you like fries with that shake?"
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I got. "I will like to make you my second wife..."
I've probably sent some pretty stupid first messages, but they are always inspired by what I've read in a profile. |
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I got one that said "If you would like, I can come over and marry you". Has to be the weirdest first message I've ever gotten, and he never even asked for my name!
 
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I got. "I will like to make you my second wife..." I've probably sent some pretty stupid first messages, but they are always inspired by what I've read in a profile. How about if I just say, "I'd like to make you my 1st wife?" 
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I got. "I will like to make you my second wife..." I've probably sent some pretty stupid first messages, but they are always inspired by what I've read in a profile. How about if I just say, "I'd like to make you my 1st wife?"
oh Scoobert 
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oh Scoobert
 I like it when she says my name!   *scooby laugh*
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I might have to try one that worked for Jazzy Jeff.
"Let's get some barbeque and get busy baby!" |
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the last one i received said...and i quote..."hi babe".
i guess the mystery behind such use of the english language was supposed to intrigue me, but i'm a guy and we don't usually pick up on these things very well, so instead i hit delete. |
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Edited by
BrandNewJourney
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Tue 04/22/14 02:54 PM
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One of the strangest that I have gotten:
Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone brought back all of the stars and put them in your eyes. Mind you now, this was when I had the picnic table image the only one viewable.... So I am not sure how he saw my eyes!
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from a twenty something hottie..." I like to make cake batter..hmu "
pretty good for a scammer i thought....oh yes, i did answer that one...lol |
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I was asked if I would like to be their 'play thing'. He and his wife would take very good care of me.. I asked why they thought that would intrigue me. He said it was because I am a vegetarian.
*giggling* |
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I was asked if I would like to be their 'play thing'. He and his wife would take very good care of me.. I asked why they thought that would intrigue me. He said it was because I am a vegetarian. *giggling* makes sense to me... 
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"I want to marry you". That one makes me laugh, every time I get a marriage proposal. I don't understand why african and pakistani's are that forward. I just lie, and pretend I've already found someone else. You want to marry me within the first e-mail? You can't be normal.
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I told one that I lied about my age because I keep getting all of these older women that are looking for a toyboy pestering me. Then I asked her how old she really was.
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I got one that said.If you bring me to the US Ill have your babys.aaaaa i told her I already hade 15 now. she wrote back oh you been busy man. me like.
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Weirdo...
I have 3 cars...and a summer home but it all means nothing without love. Would you talk with me? Of course, I showed compassion... I said " No" ....then,blocked |
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Weirdo... I have 3 cars...and a summer home but it all means nothing without love. Would you talk with me? Of course, I showed compassion... I said " No" ....then,blocked |
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.. if I send you a plane ticket..
. would you be willing to meet with me... let me think..No..hmm. |
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Weirdo... I have 3 cars...and a summer home but it all means nothing without love. Would you talk with me? Of course, I showed compassion... I said " No" ....then,blocked dude, you promised.... 
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