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(can be hilarious if not vicious but *a little* mean spirited lol!!!!!!!)
A friend to this day (whom I didn't know then) said, "Yah Beachfarmer would be more funny if he'd just SHUT UP during the brief moments when his foot isn't in his mouth. I LMAO! Call out your friends!!! Giv'em a little poke....if that's all you're capable of there Smallfinger. |
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i think i'll pass on this one beachfarmer...i dont want to lose any of the few friends i have left on mingle by gettin' into any insult contests with them...too many people on here get their feewings huert to easily....lol
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Thu 04/10/14 01:22 AM
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take your best shot at me Wuss....hahaha....I can take it.....
Oh and DTHRomeo......found a comb yet? |
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hey beachfarmer, why dont you take yourself, and that Ho of yours, out in the sand to harvest your crops of empty beer cans and cigarette butts...i'm sure you two be able to clean-up at the market too....
is that what you wanted sandman ? |
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Hey Argo......your last profile claim of "no bs"....just went out the window.
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that was only intended to be read by the ladies with romantic ideas about me, i would never bulls*** a woman about the tender subject of romance...
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funniest lie I've heard yet
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*runs out quick B4 seen*
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Really? I want to hear what you think- I could use 2 minutes of silence
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beachfarmers arm pits are so harry it looks like he has some nappy hair ho in a head lock...jk dude
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Thu 04/10/14 06:53 PM
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Really? I want to hear what you think- I could use 2 minutes of silence That would be a case of the silence of the ham. 
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(can be hilarious if not vicious but *a little* mean spirited lol!!!!!!!) A friend to this day (whom I didn't know then) said, "Yah Beachfarmer would be more funny if he'd just SHUT UP during the brief moments when his foot isn't in his mouth. I LMAO! Call out your friends!!! Giv'em a little poke....if that's all you're capable of there Smallfinger. Beachfarmer, it looks to me like you roasted yourself with your profile. |
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i think i'll pass on this one beachfarmer...i dont want to lose any of the few friends i have left on mingle by gettin' into any insult contests with them...too many people on here get their feewings huert to easily....lol ya don't say, huh... |
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Edited by
kc0003
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Thu 04/10/14 09:56 PM
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joel, you're still around. i'm glad to see the syphilis hasn't killed you yet!
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joel, you're still around. i'm glad to see the syphilis hasn't killed you yet! Lmao!!!!....but no, I' haven't seen your mom in a while. |
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ahhhahahaha...
sorry, she said your viagra bill was cutting into her bingo money! |
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Really? I want to hear what you think- I could use 2 minutes of silence That would be a case of the silence of the ham.
ahem... HA ha ha 
 
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ahhhahahaha... sorry, she said your viagra bill was cutting into her bingo money!  No respectable woman would cut into her bingo money for Viagra....But then again, whoever said I was a respectable woman  Hey, if I can't roast myself, how can I expect anyone else to?
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But then again, whoever said I was a respectable woman The answer is ... |
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